| 31. | Category: Cannibal jokes  |
| Cannibal: Mom, mom, Ive been eating a missionary and I feel sick !Mom: Well, you know what they say - you cant keep a go... more
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| 32. | Category: Cannibal jokes |
| Cannibals capture three men. The men are told that they will be skinned and eaten and then their skin will be used to ma... more
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| 33. | Category: Idiot and fool jokes |
| Carmella and Mario were out on their first date. "Have you ever read Shakespeare?" asked Carmella. "No," said Mario. "Wh... more
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| 34. | Category: Book title jokes |
| Carpet Fittingby Walter Wall... more
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| 35. | Category: Marriage jokes |
| Casey married a rich widow, but they didnt get along. One day she said to him, "If it wasnt for my money, that new telev... more
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| 36. | Category: School jokes |
| Caspar: I was the teachers pet last year.Jaspar: Why was that? Caspar: She couldnt afford a dog.... more
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| 37. | Category: Birthday jokes |
| Cat: "What did you get him for his birthday?" Dog: "Pant . . . pant!" Cat: "Great . . . he needs a pair of pants!"... more
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| 38. | Category: Book title jokes |
| Catching Criminalsby Hans Upp... more
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| 39. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Cessna: "Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel."Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best... more
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| 40. | Category: Idiot and fool jokes |
| Chaffee could talk on any subject whether he knew anything about it or not. Mostly he didnt. One day his neighbor Nibley... more
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| 41. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Changing lawyers is like moving to a different deck chair on the Titantic.... more
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| 42. | Category: Birthday jokes |
| Charley wanted to buy Farley a birthday cake, but he couldnt figure out how to get the cake in the typewriter so he coul... more
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| 43. | Category: Political jokes |
| Cheapskate Republicans buy an artificial Christmas tree. Tight-fisted Democrats buy a real tree, but they wait until the... more
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| 44. | Category: Bird jokes |
| Chicken to turkey: "Only Thanksgiving and Christmas???Youre lucky, with us its any Sunday."... more
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| 45. | Category: Clinton jokes |
| Clinton goes around telling people we humans are genetically 99.9% similar. Apparently the 0.1% is the character gene.... more
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| 46. | Category: Humor jokes |
| Clown: Why are you wearing such a large shirt?Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.... more
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| 47. | Category: Dentist jokes |
| Cloyd went to a Charleston dentist complaining his gums had shriveled up and his teeth were falling out. After examining... more
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| 48. | Category: Military jokes |
| Coach Bobby Ross had put together the perfect Lions team. The only thing he was missing was a good quarterback. He had s... more
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| 49. | Category: Humor jokes |
| Coleman moved to Wyoming and was sitting in the unemployment office applying for a job. "Have you any experience in coal... more
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| 50. | Category: Military jokes |
| Colin Powell, once USAs highest ranking military officer, (now Secretary of State), loves to relate this incident from h... more
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| 51. | Category: Book title jokes |
| Collection Litter by Phil D Basket... more
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| 52. | Category: College jokes |
| College meals are generally unpopular with those who have to eat them and sometimes with good reason. "What kind of pie... more
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| 53. | Category: Parent jokes |
| Come here, you greedy wretch. Ill teach you to eat all your sisters birthday chocs.Its all right Dad, I know how !... more
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| 54. | Category: Zoo jokes |
| Come on, Fred, Ill take you to the zoo. If the zoo wants me, let them come and get me!... more
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| 55. | Category: Sport jokes |
| Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very excited. Unable to attend the game, his fa... more
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| 56. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Comments made by Programmers when their programs dont work: Strange... Ive never heard about that. It did work yesterday... more
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| 57. | Category: Hunting jokes |
| Commissioned by a zoo to bring them some baboons, the big game hunter devised a novel scheme to trap them - his only req... more
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| 58. | Category: Book title jokes |
| Communicating with Cattle by I. Ken Mooue... more
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| 59. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Computer helpline?Everytime I log onto the seven dwarfs website my computer screen goes snow white....... more
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| 60. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Computers are not intelligent.They only think they are.... more
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