| 61. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.... more
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| 62. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Computers manufacturer is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the flood of... more
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| 63. | Category: Bus jokes |
| Conductor, do you stop at the Savoy Hotel? I should say not, on my salary!... more
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| 64. | Category: Bus jokes |
| Conductor, this bus was very slow! Oh, I expect well pick up speed now youre getting off!... more
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| 65. | Category: Music jokes |
| Conductor: Again from measure 5, if you please.Voice from viola section: But Maestro, we have no measure numbers.... more
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| 66. | Category: Answer me this jokes |
| Consider one of the most perplexing questions of our time: Where do solutions go when a candidate gets elected?... more
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| 67. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| Contrary to what people say, you can indeed drink to relax.Of course sometimes, you get so calm, you cant move.... more
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| 68. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Conversation between two accountants at a cocktail party:".......and ninthly..."... more
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| 69. | Category: Police jokes |
| Cop: Why didnt you stop when I shouted at you back there?Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning, Mr. Mayor."C... more
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| 70. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Could you kill a monster just by throwing eggs at him? Of course - hed be eggs-terminated.... more
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| 71. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Counselor: How many times did I tell you to make your bed?Jane: I cant answer. I didnt know I was supposed to keep count... more
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| 72. | Category: Face jokes |
| Counselor: Wash your face. I can see what you had for breakfast.Henry: If youre so smart, what did I have?Counselor: Egg... more
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| 73. | Category: Cow jokes |
| Cow: Why dont you shoo those flies? Bull: Ill let them go barefoot!... more
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| 74. | Category: Cowboy jokes |
| Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first visit to a big-city church. "When I got ther... more
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| 75. | Category: Letter jokes |
| Crazy Aunt Maud received a letter one morning, and upon reading it burst into floods of tears. "Whats the matter?" asked... more
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| 76. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Criminal: Why dont you hire these twins for the robbery, boss?Criminal Boss: Im afraid of a double-cross.... more
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| 77. | Category: Bus jokes |
| Cross-eyed monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver. Witch: Well, I wont stand in your way.... more
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| 78. | Category: Bus jokes |
| Cross-Eyed Monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver. Witch: Well, I wont stand in your way.... more
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| 79. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Cry Baby - by Liza Weeping... more
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| 80. | Category: Restaurant jokes |
| Customer to friend: This is a wonderful restaurant. I ordered salad and I got the freshest salad in the world, I ordered... more
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| 81. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Customer: "Hi, Im supposed to pack [zip] my database and send it to you. What should I pack it in?"... more
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| 82. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Customer: "How do I print my voicemail?"... more
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| 83. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Customer: "Im running Windows 95." Tech: "Yes." Customer: "My computer isnt working now." Tech: "Yes, you said that."... more
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| 84. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Customer: "It says Ive performed an illegal operation and will be shut down. Have I done something wrong?"... more
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| 85. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Customer: "Ive been doing risk analysis by hand for five years, and we finally got your program so we could do it automa... more
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| 86. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Customer: "My disk is stuck in my disk drive. Clicking eject doesnt work." Tech Support: "Ok, turn the power to your Mac... more
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| 87. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Customer: "Wait, that password looks really gray. Im going to type it in again."... more
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| 88. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Customer: "Why didnt you tell me I have call waiting?" Tech Support: "Sir, we have no way of knowing if you have call wa... more
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| 89. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig cooler? WAITER: Sure, spray him with a hose.... more
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| 90. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig shake? WAITER: Tell him the wolf is coming.... more
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