| 61. | Category: Humor jokes  |
| Hello, and welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-... more
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| 62. | Category: Telephone jokes  |
| Hello, police? Please send an officer over to 324 London Road right away! Sorry, this isnt the police station. Its the D... more
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| 63. | Category: Restaurant jokes |
| Hello? Freds Restaurant. Hello! Id like to know, do you serve crabs? We serve anyone, sir! Come on in!... more
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| 64. | Category: Travel and tourist jokes |
| Helpful advice for travellers:If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take a bomb with you.BECAUSE: What are the... more
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| 65. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Helpline? Ive just pushed a piece of bacon into my disk drive!Has the computer stopped working?No, but theres a lot of c... more
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| 66. | Category: Idiot and fool jokes |
| Henderson bought a new car and, after he left the showroom, decided to catch a movie. When he came out, Henderson notice... more
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| 67. | Category: Fishing jokes |
| Henrys son, David, burst into the house, crying. His mother asked him what the problem was."Daddy and I were fishing, an... more
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| 68. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Heres a good book, said the sales assistant in the book shop to Mrs Monster. How To Help Your Husband Get Ahead.No, than... more
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| 69. | Category: Music jokes |
| Hey buddy. How late does the band play?About half a beat behind the drummer.... more
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| 70. | Category: Marriage jokes |
| Hey, you just shot my wife.Im so sorry, have a shot at mine !... more
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| 71. | Category: Mouse jokes |
| Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got away with minor injuries... more
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| 72. | Category: College jokes |
| Higginbote and Goldstein, Fordham freshmen, were discussing what kind of work would supply mem with big bucks after grad... more
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| 73. | Category: Clinton jokes |
| Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find outthat shes pregnant! She is furious. Here just became... more
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| 74. | Category: Letter jokes |
| His girlfriend returned all his letters.I bet she marked them "second class male !"... more
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| 75. | Category: Book title jokes |
| Hit on the Head by I. C. Stars... more
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| 76. | Category: Idiot and fool jokes |
| Holton sat down in a Green Bay restaurant and said to the waitress, "Do you know whether the milk from this dairy is pas... more
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| 77. | Category: Birthday jokes |
| Home - A - Age Jokes"Thats an excellent essay for someone your age," said the English teacher. "How about for someone my... more
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| 78. | Category: Idiot and fool jokes |
| Hoot: How the hell can ya be so stupid? Jessie: Well, it aint somethin yew can pick up overnight.... more
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| 79. | Category: Book title jokes |
| Horror Stories by R. U. Scared... more
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| 80. | Category: Bath jokes |
| Hotel guest: Can you give me a room and a bath, please? Porter: I can give you a room, but youll have to wash yourself.... more
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| 81. | Category: Idiot and fool jokes |
| Housekeeper: Professor, theres a bill collector at the door. I told him you were out. But he wouldnt believe me. Profess... more
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| 82. | Category: Men jokes |
| How are men like carpet tiles?If you lay them properly the first time around, you can walk all over them for the rest of... more
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| 83. | Category: Men jokes |
| How are men like noodles?They are always in hot water, they lack taste and they need dough.... more
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| 84. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| How are skunks able to avoid danger?By using their instinks and common scents!... more
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| 85. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| How are tigers like sergeants in the army ? They both wear stripes !... more
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| 86. | Category: Burger jokes |
| How are UFOs related to hamburgers?Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!... more
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| 87. | Category: School jokes |
| How are you doing in arithmetic ?Ive learned to add up the zeros, but the numbers are still giving me trouble.... more
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| 88. | Category: Internet jokes |
| How are you getting on with the Internet?Surf far, so good.... more
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| 89. | Category: Dog jokes |
| How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer? With dog diskettes!... more
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| 90. | Category: Money jokes |
| How can a can you double your money?By folding it in half.... more
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