| 31. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| John Smith lived in Staten Island, New York and worked in Manhattan. He had to take the ferryboat home every night. One... more
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| 32. | Category: Police jokes |
| John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a proble... more
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| 33. | Category: Humor jokes |
| John was hard at work with the broom in his familys tent.His mother came in and said, Thats nice. Are you sweeping out t... more
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| 34. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about himself, when a n... more
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| 35. | Category: Marriage jokes |
| John: "Im a man of few words."Bill: "Im married, too."... more
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| 36. | Category: Money jokes |
| Johnny collected lots of money from trick or treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. You should... more
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| 37. | Category: School jokes |
| Johnny comes back from school crying and says, "Mommy all the kids in the school say I have a big head." His mother repl... more
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| 38. | Category: Religious jokes |
| Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, "Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar... more
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| 39. | Category: Religious jokes |
| Johnny was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday School. "Well, mum, our teacher told us how God sent Moses... more
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| 40. | Category: Birthday jokes |
| Johnny was racing around the garden on his new bicycle and called out to his mother to watch his tricks. Look, Mum! No h... more
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| 41. | Category: Bicycle jokes |
| Johnny was racing around the garden on his new bicycle and called out to his mother to watch his tricks. Look, Mum! No h... more
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| 42. | Category: Food jokes |
| Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?Father: Have I not told you never to mention such things during meals!Mother... more
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| 43. | Category: Letter jokes |
| Josh sent a letter to his folks. He told about a ten-mile hike he had taken.His father wrote back saying, In my day I th... more
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| 44. | Category: Judge jokes |
| Judge to witness: "And where was the location of the accident?"Witness: "Approximately milepost 499."Judge:: "And where... more
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| 45. | Category: Judge jokes |
| Judge: "Is it true that you owe your neighbor a thousand dollars?"Defendant: "Yes, its true."Judge: "Then, why dont you... more
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| 46. | Category: Judge jokes |
| Judge: All your responses to the questions must be oral. Do you understand?A: YesJudge: What school did you attend in th... more
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| 47. | Category: Judge jokes |
| Judge: Are you married?A. No, Im divorced.Judge. And what did your husband do before you divorced him?A. A lot of things... more
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| 48. | Category: Judge jokes |
| Judge: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?A: All my autopsies are on dead people.... more
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| 49. | Category: Judge jokes |
| Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this case? Juror: I dont want to be away from my job that l... more
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| 50. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Judge: Tell me your occupation. Prisoner; Im a locksmith, Your Honour. Judge: Then what were you doing in a jewellery sh... more
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| 51. | Category: Judge jokes |
| Judge: What is your relationship with the plaintiff?A: She is my daughter.Judge: Was she your daughter on February 13, 1... more
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| 52. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Judge: Why did you steal that bird? Prisoner: For a lark, sir.... more
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| 53. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Judge: You claim you robbed the grocery store because you were starving. So why didnt you take the food instead of the c... more
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| 54. | Category: Judge jokes |
| Judge: You stated that the stairs went down to the basement, is that correct?A: Yes.Judge: And these same stairs, did th... more
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| 55. | Category: Judge jokes |
| Judge: Your first marriage was terminated by death?A: Yes, by death.Judge: And by whose death was it terminated?... more
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| 56. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| JUDY: What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus? MIKE: Well have a boo Christmas without you.... more
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| 57. | Category: Police jokes |
| Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. "What are those knives doing in your car?" asked th... more
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| 58. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Julie had broken off her engagement. Her friend asked her what had happened. I thought it was love at first sight, said... more
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| 59. | Category: Time jokes |
| Julie: What time is it?Counsellor: Three oclock.Julie: Oh,no!Counsellor: Whats the matter?Julie: Ive been asking the tim... more
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| 60. | Category: Judge jokes |
| Jury: Twelve men and women trying to decide which party has the best lawyer.Justice: A decision in your favor.... more
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