| 31. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes  |
| Patient: Im in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: Youve had an accident involving a bus.Patient: What happened?Doctor:... more
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| 32. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Patient: Im really depressed. Therapist: I see. Yes. You are depressed. Patient: Nothing is going well. Therapist: Nothi... more
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| 33. | Category: Teeth jokes |
| Patient: Tell me honestly, how am I? Dentist: Your teeth are fine, but your gums will have to come out.... more
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| 34. | Category: Face jokes |
| Patient: The trouble is, doctor, I keep pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Dont worry, I dont expect anyone will notice.... more
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| 35. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Patient: Why did you charge me a group rate?Psychiatrist: Youve got multiple personalities.... more
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| 36. | Category: Dentist jokes |
| Patient:Do you extract teeth painlessly?Dentis: "Not always, the other day I nearly dislocated my wrist... more
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| 37. | Category: Restaurant jokes |
| Patron 1: I eat at a different restaurant every day.Patron 2: I dont tip, either.... more
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| 38. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Patron: Didnt you tell me the chef here cooked for the late heads of Europe?Waiter: Yes, and thats why they are the late... more
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| 39. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Patron: Hey, theres a fly in my soup!Waiter: Why are you complaining? Isnt it cooked?... more
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| 40. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Patron: How come this fly is swimming in my soup?Waiter: I gave you too much. It should be wading.... more
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| 41. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Patron: This bread is stale.Waiter: It wasnt last week.... more
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| 42. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Patron: Waiter, why is there a spider in my glass?Waiter: It scares away the flies.... more
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| 43. | Category: Dog jokes |
| Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervously knocked on his blind dates door. She opened it and was as beau... more
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| 44. | Category: Religious jokes |
| Paul says to Jesus, "Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?"Jesus says, "Just hanging around."... more
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| 45. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| Paul was ambling through a crowded street fair when hedecided to stop and sit at a Palm Readers table.Said the mysteriou... more
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| 46. | Category: Internet jokes |
| PE Teacher: Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.... more
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| 47. | Category: Book title jokes |
| Peek-a-Boo! by I. C. Hugh... more
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| 48. | Category: Hair and bald jokes |
| Peg-Leg Baldy A bald man with a peg leg gets invited to a costume party. Being shy and self-conscious about his appearan... more
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| 49. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| People keep telling me Im beautiful. What vivid imaginations some people have.... more
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| 50. | Category: Judge jokes |
| People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either being made.... more
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| 51. | Category: Old age jokes |
| Perhaps you know why women over fifty dont have babies.They would put them down somewhere and forget where they left the... more
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| 52. | Category: Music jokes |
| Person 1: It must be terrible for an opera singer to realize that he can never sing again.Person 2: Yes, but its much mo... more
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| 53. | Category: Marriage jokes |
| Personally I think one of the greatest things about marriage is thatas both husband and Father, I can say anything I wan... more
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| 54. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Personally, I like to stay and read the credits. When the last scene of Titanic faded to black and people began rushing... more
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| 55. | Category: Idiot and fool jokes |
| Personnel Director: What would you do if you broke your arm in two places? Vanderkron: I wouldnt go to these places no m... more
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| 56. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Peter Ludwig, a caver from Austria who is appalled by American drivinghabits, offers the following advice:The probabilit... more
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| 57. | Category: Brother and sister jokes |
| Peter: My brother wants to work badly!Anita: As I remember, he usually does !... more
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| 58. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Phoning the florist to order some flowers for her lovers funeral, woman was caught off guard when asked what message she... more
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| 59. | Category: Humor jokes |
| Pierre was a camper from France. In his honour, Jenny sang a French song in the talent show. But she didnt sing very wel... more
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| 60. | Category: Book title jokes |
| Pig Breedingby Lena Bacon... more
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