| 31. | Category: Burger jokes  |
| Seriously, when the crooked hamburger took it on the 1am, where did it go?Heidelburg-er, Germany!... more
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| 32. | Category: Old age jokes |
| Seventy-two-year-old Edgar recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, the... more
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| 33. | Category: Business jokes |
| Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called intothe personnel directors office. "What is the meaning o... more
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| 34. | Category: Food jokes |
| Several women were discussing what they should have for dinner. "If youre watching your weight," came one suggestion, "t... more
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| 35. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards and all his fellow i... more
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| 36. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards and all his fellow i... more
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| 37. | Category: Religious jokes |
| Several years ago, the Catholic Church required women to wear a headcovering in order to enter the sanctuary. One Sunday... more
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| 38. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman.... more
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| 39. | Category: Religious jokes |
| Seymour was a good and pious man, and when he passed away, the Lord himself greeted him at the pearly gates of heaven. "... more
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| 40. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Shall I tell you the joke about the bed? No, because it hasnt been made up yet.... more
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| 41. | Category: Humor jokes |
| Sharon: Im so homesick.Sheila: But this is your home!Sharon: I know and Im sick of it.... more
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| 42. | Category: Marriage jokes |
| She was two thirds married once.What do you mean ?Well, she turned up, the Minster turned up, but the groom didnt !... more
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| 43. | Category: Humor jokes |
| Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They had gone to bed and were lying there looking... more
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| 44. | Category: Idiot and fool jokes |
| Shes so stupid she thinks a shoplifter is a very strong person who goes round picking up shops.... more
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| 45. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Shes so ugly that when a wasp stings her it shuts its eyes.... more
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| 46. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Shes the kind of girl that boys look at twice - they cant believe it the first time.... more
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| 47. | Category: Idiot and fool jokes |
| Shingles were loose on Pennocks roof, and he complained about leaks to Barton, his neighbor. "Why dont you mend the roof... more
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| 48. | Category: Book title jokes |
| Shipwrecked ! by Mandy Lifeboats... more
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| 49. | Category: Military jokes |
| Short-sighted sarge: "Attention! You also, you little one in the back row with the red cap!""But sarge, thats a hydrant!... more
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| 50. | Category: Women jokes |
| Shortly after the birth of their second child, her husband offered to take her shopping for a new dress. He endured more... more
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| 51. | Category: Women jokes |
| Should I have a baby after 35?No, 35 children is enough.... more
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| 52. | Category: Ethnic jokes |
| Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. "Sid," asked Al, "are there any Jews in China?""I dont know," Sid repli... more
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| 53. | Category: Restaurant jokes |
| Sign at restaurant reads: Eat here diet home... more
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| 54. | Category: Food jokes |
| Sign in restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."... more
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| 55. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| Sign seen in a bar: "Those drinking to forget please pay in advance."... more
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| 56. | Category: Book title jokes |
| Silence is Golden by Xavier Brethe... more
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| 57. | Category: Internet jokes |
| Since youve discovered the Internet, you dont pay any attention to me!Who said that?... more
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| 58. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Sir you havent touched your custard.Im just waiting for the fly to stop using it as a trampoline !... more
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| 59. | Category: Religious jokes |
| Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal of Our Ladyof Perpetual Motion parochial school in an advanced state... more
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| 60. | Category: Brother and sister jokes |
| Sister: Mom wants you to come in and help fix dinner. Brother: Why? Is it broken?... more
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