| 1. | Category: College jokes  |
| Tad answered the Tennessee State frat house phone. "Hi," said the voice, "this is Rollie. Come on over, were having a re... more
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| 2. | Category: Parent jokes  |
| Tad looked up from the book on ancient history he was reading and asked his father, "Pop, whats a millennium?" "Well," h... more
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| 3. | Category: Judge jokes  |
| Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers. "So," he said, "I have been presented, by both of... more
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| 4. | Category: Parent jokes  |
| Talbot and his son James were called to Mrs. Cren-shaws classroom. "Mr. Talbot," said the teacher, "I asked James Who sh... more
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| 5. | Category: Book title jokes  |
| Taming Wild Cats by Claude Face... more
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| 6. | Category: Book title jokes  |
| Tape Recording for Beginners by Cass Ette... more
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| 7. | Category: Elephant jokes  |
| Tarzan was tired when he came home."What have you been doing", asked Jane."Chasing a herd of elephants on vines""Really... more
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| 8. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait,... more
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| 9. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait,... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes  |
| Teacher : Billy, please dont whistle while studying.Billy : Oh, but Im not studying - just whistling !... more
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| 11. | Category: School jokes  |
| Teacher : Cant you retain anything in your head overnight ?Pupil : Of course, Ive had this cold in my head for two days... more
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| 12. | Category: School jokes  |
| Teacher : Give me a sentence with the words defence, defeat and detail in it.Pupil : When a horse jumps over defence, de... more
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| 13. | Category: School jokes  |
| Teacher : If you had five apples on your desk and the boy next to you took three what would you have ?Pupil : A fight !... more
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| 14. | Category: School jokes  |
| Teacher : In the exam you will be allowed 30 minutes for each question.Pupil : How long for the answer sir !... more
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| 15. | Category: School jokes  |
| Teacher : Make up a sentence using the word lettuce !Pupil : Let us out of school early !... more
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| 16. | Category: School jokes  |
| Teacher : The word politics - can you give me an example of how to use it ?Pupil : My parrot swallowed a watch and now P... more
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| 17. | Category: School jokes  |
| Teacher : Tommy you try my patience !Tommy: No, teacher you had better try mine. Theres more of it !... more
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| 18. | Category: School jokes  |
| Teacher : Tommy, put some more water in the fish tank !Pupil : Why, Miss, I only put some in yesterday and he hasnt drun... more
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| 19. | Category: School jokes  |
| Teacher : Were you copying his sums ?Pupil : No Sir, just seeing if he got mine right !... more
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| 20. | Category: School jokes  |
| Teacher : What are you doing, crawling into school ten minutes late ?Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school... more
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| 21. | Category: School jokes  |
| Teacher : What are you reading ?Pupil : I dunno !Teacher : But youre reading aloud !Pupil : But Im not listening !... more
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| 22. | Category: School jokes  |
| Teacher : What is a comet ?Pupil : A star with a tailTeacher: Can you name one ?Pupil: Lassie !... more
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| 23. | Category: School jokes  |
| Teacher : What is the most common phrase used in school ?Pupil : I dont knowTeacher: Correct !... more
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| 24. | Category: School jokes  |
| Teacher : Whats happens to gold when it is exposed to the air ?Pupil : Its stolen !... more
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| 25. | Category: School jokes  |
| Teacher : Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ?Pupil: I want to know how it ends !... more
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| 26. | Category: School jokes  |
| Teacher : Why are you the only child in the classroom today ?Pupil : Because I was the only one who didnt have school di... more
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| 27. | Category: School jokes  |
| Teacher : Would you at the back of the room stop passing notes.Pupil : Were not passing notes. Were playing cards !... more
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| 28. | Category: School jokes  |
| Teacher, I cant solve this problem.Any five year old should be able to solve this one.No wonder I cant do it then, Im ne... more
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| 29. | Category: School jokes  |
| TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, sa... more
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| 30. | Category: Elephant jokes  |
| Teacher: "Name six wild animals"Pupil:"Four elephants and two lions !"... more
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