| 31. | Category: School jokes  |
| Teacher: "Sam, what is the outside of a tree called?"Sam: "I dont know."Teacher: "Bark, Sam, bark."Sam: "Bow, wow, wow!"... more
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| 32. | Category: History jokes |
| Teacher: "What did the Indians bring to the first Thanksgiving?" Student: "Baseballs." Teacher: "Baseballs?" Student: "Y... more
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| 33. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Teacher: "Where would you find an elephant ?"Pupil:"You dont have to find them, theyre too big to lose !"... more
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| 34. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Teacher: "Who built the first American car?" Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims?" Student: "Yeah, they made... more
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| 35. | Category: Children jokes |
| Teacher: "Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?" Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"... more
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| 36. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Are you good at math ?Pupil: Yes and noTeacher: What do you mean ?Pupil: Yes, Im no good at math !... more
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| 37. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Are you good at math?Pupil: Yes and noTeacher: What do you mean?Pupil: Yes, Im no good at math!... more
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| 38. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of a liquid that wont freeze ?Pupil: Hot water !... more
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| 39. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year ?Pupil: 12 - 2nd January, 2nd February...!... more
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| 40. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year?Pupil: 12 - 2nd January, 2nd February...!... more
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| 41. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Can you count to 10?Fred: Yes, teacher-one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.Teacher: Now g... more
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| 42. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Can you tell me something important that didnt exist 100 years ago ?Pupil: Me !... more
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| 43. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning.Class: Hooray!Teacher: We will have the other half t... more
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| 44. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Did your parents help you with these homework problems?Pupil: No I got them all wrong by myself!... more
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| 45. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Didnt you hear me call you?Pupil: But you said not to answer you back!... more
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| 46. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Didnt you know the bell had gone? Fred: I didnt take it, Miss.... more
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| 47. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Does anyone know which month has 28 days ?Pupil: All of them !... more
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| 48. | Category: Internet jokes |
| Teacher: Dont forget to check the Internet if you have trouble with your homework questions.Pupil: Its not the questions... more
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| 49. | Category: Letter jokes |
| Teacher: Frd, give me a sentence starting with "I." Fred: I is . . . Teacher: No, Fred. You must always say "I am." Fred... more
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| 50. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Fred can you find me Australia on the map please ?Pupil: There it is Teacher: Now, Louise, who discovered Austr... more
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| 51. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Fred, Im glad to see your writing has improved.Pupil: Thank youTeacher: Now I can see how bad your spelling is... more
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| 52. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Give me three reasons why the world is roundPupil: Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so !... more
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| 53. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: How can you make so many mistakes in just one day ?Pupil: I get up early !... more
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| 54. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: How much is half of 8?Pupil: Up and down or across?Teacher: What do you mean?Pupil: Well, up and down makes a 3... more
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| 55. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: How much is half of 8Pupil: Up and down or across ?Teacher: What do you mean ?Pupil: Well,up and down makes a 3... more
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| 56. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: I hope I didnt see you looking at Freds test paper.Pupil: I hope you didnt see me either!... more
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| 57. | Category: Children jokes |
| Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but youve only drawn the cow ?Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass !... more
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| 58. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but youve only drawn the cow?Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass!... more
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| 59. | Category: Hair and bald jokes |
| Teacher: I see you dont cut your hair any longer. Fred: No sir, I cut it shorter.... more
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| 60. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of Pupil: Life imprisonment !... more
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