| 31. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| A young lady was conducting a study in to human sexual behavior. She came to the conclusion that the best place to find... more
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| 32. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| According to "The Australian," an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The captain decided to make a... more
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| 33. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix, the Flight Attendant came on with, "Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in... more
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| 34. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| After an overnight flight to meet my father at his latest military assignment, my mother wearily arrived at Rhein-Main A... more
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| 35. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| After the first takeoff of the fully automatic airplane, the passengers heard the soothing, reassuring voice of the pilo... more
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| 36. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| After the first takeoff of the fully automatic airplane, the passengers heard the soothing, reassuring voice of the pilo... more
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| 37. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret Service mobilized and descended on the f... more
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| 38. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me to thinking about my first skydiving instructor. During class he would alwa... more
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| 39. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a stay-over in an... more
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| 40. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| An airline pilot was scheduled to take a flight from New York to Los Angeles. The weather was too bad in New York to all... more
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| 41. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline... more
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| 42. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline... more
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| 43. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| An airline stewardess was giving the standard safety briefing to the passengers. She had just finished saying In the eve... more
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| 44. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats a... more
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| 45. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| An airplane pilot dies at the controls. He goes to Hell. The devil takes him to the newly arrived area. There are three... more
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| 46. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| An airplane was flying from LA to New York. About an hour into the flight, the pilot announced, "We have lost an engine,... more
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| 47. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| An airplane was losing altitude over the Rocky Mountains. The pilot overthe intercom said that the entire luggage needed... more
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| 48. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| An award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in Denver for being smart and funny, and making her point, when con... more
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| 49. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| An employee of USAir with the last name of Gay boarded a USAir flight with a free travel voucher. Soon after he sat down... more
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| 50. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Another flight Attendants comment on a less than perfect landing: "We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaro... more
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| 51. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a 5-year-old boy who picks that moment to throw a... more
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| 52. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| As a Delta Air Lines jet was flying over Arizona on a clear day, the co-pilot was providing his passengers with a runnin... more
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| 53. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so they decided to go by airplane.... more
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| 54. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| As the airliner was preparing to land in Madrid in a rainstorm, an English passenger seemed noticeably afraid. "Whats th... more
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| 55. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| At one of the packed, Delta ticket counters all of ticket agents were doing their best to politely process each passenge... more
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| 56. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate 35. Then I heard the vo... more
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| 57. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| ATC: "Cessna G-ABCD What are your intentions? " Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC... more
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| 58. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all over the country.The problem was that... more
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| 59. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all over the country.The problem was that... more
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| 60. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Bill Clinton, Hillary Ramrod Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper Gore are flying aboard Air Force 1 on their way to visit the C... more
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