| 31. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Q: Whats brown and in a babys diaper? A: Michael Jacksons hand !!... more
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| 32. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Q: Whats pink and red and cant turn round in a corridor? A: A baby with a javellin through its head.... more
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| 33. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Q: Where does a white baby go when it dies? A: Heaven Q: What does it get? A: Wings Q: What does it become? A: An angel... more
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| 34. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, " my wife was reading a "tale of two cities"... more
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| 35. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Today I saw a baby who had put on five stone in weight in two weeks by drinking elephants milk. Whose baby was it? The e... more
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| 36. | Category: Baby jokes |
| What are baby witches called? Halloweenies.... more
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| 37. | Category: Baby jokes |
| What did Baby Corn say to Mother Corn? Wheres Pop Corn?... more
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| 38. | Category: Baby jokes |
| What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake? Stop crying and viper your nose.... more
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| 39. | Category: Baby jokes |
| What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet? Egyptian dummies.... more
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| 40. | Category: Baby jokes |
| What do baby pythons play with? Rattle-snakes.... more
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| 41. | Category: Baby jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers ?Infantry !... more
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| 42. | Category: Baby jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ?A cry for Alp !... more
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| 43. | Category: Baby jokes |
| What does a baby computer call his father?Data.... more
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| 44. | Category: Baby jokes |
| What is a baby bee? A little humbug.... more
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| 45. | Category: Baby jokes |
| What is a baby: A soft pink thing that makes a lot of noise at one end and has no sense of responsibility at the other.... more
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| 46. | Category: Baby jokes |
| What was the policemans babys first words ?Hallo, Hallo, Hallo !... more
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| 47. | Category: Baby jokes |
| What would you get if you crossed a new-born snake with a basketball? A bouncing baby boa.... more
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| 48. | Category: Baby jokes |
| When a baby is learning to eat, shouldnt he have an L-plate?... more
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| 49. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitterdays (when they eat the baby-sitter instead).... more
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| 50. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Who is bigger - Mrs Bigger or Mrs Biggers baby? Mrs Biggers baby, because hes a little Bigger.... more
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| 51. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Why are babies always gurgling with joy? Because its a nappy time.... more
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| 52. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Why did the baby monster put his father in the freezer? Because he wanted frozen pop.... more
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| 53. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food? He wanted something to get his teeth into.... more
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| 54. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Why did you drop the baby? Well, Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby, so I wanted to see if he did.... more
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| 55. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue?Because they cant dress themselves.... more
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| 56. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Why does a mother carry her baby?The baby cant carry the mother.... more
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| 57. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Why is a baby like an diamond? Because its a dear little thing.... more
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| 58. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Would you rather have a baby brother or a baby sister? Id much rather have a jelly baby.... more
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