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| A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and said that his wife had just produced "a typical Texas baby" weig... more
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| 62. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, "I hear you Irish are a bunc... more
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| 63. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from... more
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| 64. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending so much time at the pub, so one night he took her along."Whatll... more
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| 65. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender. He ordered a drink and when he was served, ask... more
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| 66. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| An Indian, a Rabbi, the Pope, an Italian, and an Irishman all walk into a bar together and sit down. The bartender looks... more
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| 67. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| At the end of the night a man leaves the bar. Outside he sees a nun. He walks over to her and slaps her in the face. The... more
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| 68. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| Barty and Dunny met in a pub and discussed the illness of a friend named Hogan. "Poor Micheal Hogan! Faith, Im afraid he... more
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| 69. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| Contrary to what people say, you can indeed drink to relax.Of course sometimes, you get so calm, you cant move.... more
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| 70. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| Ever hear the expression "hard drinker" ? Never made much senseto me, drinkings one of the easiest things in the world t... more
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| 71. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent the whole evening there, and arrived home very... more
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| 72. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| How do barmen surf the web?On the Gin-ternet.... more
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| 73. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.... more
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| 74. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home, and was pulled over by a state trooper. Upon bei... more
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| 75. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| It was Halloween and three vampires went into a saloon and bellied up to the bar. "What will you have?" the bartender as... more
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| 76. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| John & Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and John got pulled over by the police. The officer told Jo... more
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| 77. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| John Smith lived in Staten Island, New York and worked in Manhattan. He had to take the ferryboat home every night. One... more
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| 78. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about himself, when a n... more
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| 79. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| Last New Years Eve, one woman stood up at the local tavern and said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of midn... more
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| 80. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| Marley stopped at the town barbershop for a haircut. After thirty-five minutes of snipping and cutting, the barber held... more
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| 81. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| McPherson walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar.... more
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| 82. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| Monahan stumbled into a saloon, half crocked. "Say," he said to the bartender, "how tall is a penguin?" "About two and a... more
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| 83. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| Old man OMalley had worked down at the brewery for years, but one day he just wasnt paying attention and he tripped on t... more
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| 84. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| One day a drunk walked into a bar and ordered a gin and tonic. He drank half of it and poured the rest on the bartender.... more
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| 85. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pub together. The proceeded to each buy a pint of Molso... more
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| 86. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. After a couple more dr... more
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| 87. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| Q: What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar? A: Ok you 2, dont start anything... more
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| Recently scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.To prove their theory, the scientists fe... more
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| 89. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| Remember, an alcoholic & a drunk are not the same thing at all.The alcoholic has to attend meetings.... more
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| 90. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| Sign seen in a bar: "Those drinking to forget please pay in advance."... more
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