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What birds spend all their time on their knees ? Birds of prey !... more

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What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ?"You scratch my beak and Ill scratch yours !... more

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What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ? Dad, dad, look what marma-laid !... more

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What did the baby owls parents say when he wanted to go to a party? Youre not owld enough.... more

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What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken ? She kicked the bucket !... more

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What did the parrot say on Independence Day?Polly wants a firecracker!... more

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What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?Polly want a quacker!... more

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What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet?P.Cs of eight, P.Cs of eight.... more

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What did the rich socialites parrot say?Polly want a cracker, with cavier please!... more

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What did the scornful owl say? Twit twoo.... more

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What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish ? Tweetie Pie !... more

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What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?They go on peck-nics !... more

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What do chickens serve at birthday parties ?Coop-cakes !... more

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What do confused owls say? Too-whit-to-why?... more

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What do owls sing when it is raining ? Too wet to woo !... more

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What do parrots eat ? Polyfilla !... more

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What do Scottish owls sing? Owld Lang Syne.... more

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What do you call a bird that lives underground ? A mynah bird !... more

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What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek ? Fowl play !... more

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What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?Dead.... more

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What do you call a crate of ducks ? A box of quackers !... more

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What do you call a crazy chicken ?A cuckoo cluck !... more

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What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath? Polly unsaturated!... more

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What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ?An alarm cluck !... more

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What do you call a Scottish parrot ? A Macaw !... more

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What do you call a very rude bird ? A mockingbird !... more

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What do you call a vulture with no beak? A head banger.... more

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What do you call a woodpecker with no beak ? A headbanger !... more

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What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg ?The bombshell !... more

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What do you call the place where parrots make films?Pollywood!... more




 

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