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What do you get from a drunk chicken ? Scotch eggs !... more

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What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot? An animal thats always telling you how busy it is!... more

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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer ? A brick-layer !... more

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What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework ? A firequaker !... more

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What do you get if you cross a giant, hairy monster with a penguin? I dont know but its a very tightfitting tuxedo.... more

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What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken? A pecking order.... more

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What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede ? A great walkie-talkie !... more

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What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ? A bird that will talk you ear off !... more

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What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ? A bird that talks in morse code !... more

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What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ? A bird who knocks before delivering its message !... more

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What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk? A bird that stinks to high heaven.... more

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What do you get if your budgie flies into the blender ? Shredded Tweet !... more

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What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ?An eggroll !... more

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?A bird that lays down !... more

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What do you give a sick bird ? Tweetment !... more

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What does an educated owl say?Whom.... more

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What flies through the jungle singing opera ? The parrots of Penzance !... more

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What geometric figure is like a runaway parrot?A polygon .... more

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What goes peck, bang, peck, bang, peck, bang ? A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons !... more

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What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way ? She was tickled to death !... more

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What happened when the chicken ate cement ?She laid a sidewalk !... more

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What happened when the owl lost his voice ? He didnt give a hoot !... more

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What happens when a hen eats gunpowder ?She lays hand gren-eggs !... more

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What happens when ducks fly upside down ? They quack up !... more

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What happens when geese land in a volcano ? They cook their own gooses !... more

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What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg ?It eggs-plodes !... more

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What is a ducks favorite TV show ? The feather forecast !... more

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What is a parrot?A wordy birdy!... more

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What is a parrots favorite game ? Hide and Speak !... more

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What is a parrots favorite game? Hide and Speak!... more




 

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