| 61. | Category: Burger jokes  |
| When the crooked hamburger took it on the lamb, where did it go?Oh, ewe know!... more
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| 62. | Category: Burger jokes |
| Where can a burger get a great nights sleep?On a bed of lettuce!... more
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| 63. | Category: Burger jokes |
| Where do the burgers go on New Years Eve?To a meat ball!... more
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| 64. | Category: Burger jokes |
| Where does a burger feel at home?On the range!... more
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| 65. | Category: Burger jokes |
| Where does a burger go on vacation?The Swiss (cheese) Alps or The Cheeseapeake Valley!... more
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| 66. | Category: Burger jokes |
| Which baseball team is currently the favourite with hamburger fans?The Cincinnati Reds -because theyre the Big Bread Mac... more
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| 67. | Category: Burger jokes |
| Which burger is famous for a long nose?Cyrano de Burgerac!... more
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| 68. | Category: Burger jokes |
| Which burgers are dishonest?Cat-burgers! (burglars)... more
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| 69. | Category: Burger jokes |
| Which burgers can tell your fortune?Medium burgers!... more
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| 70. | Category: Burger jokes |
| Which burgers love to act?Ham-burgers!... more
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| 71. | Category: Burger jokes |
| Which cheeseburger makes a big hit in baseball?A double!... more
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| 72. | Category: Burger jokes |
| Which is the meat patties least favourite day of the week?Fry-day!... more
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| 73. | Category: Burger jokes |
| Which meatballs get a little tipsy on occasion?The POTTED ones!... more
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| 74. | Category: Burger jokes |
| Which of our meaty friends are into astrology?Those that are born under the sign of the Ham!... more
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| 75. | Category: Burger jokes |
| Which people do the burgers hate?The ones who are always putting the bite on them!... more
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| 76. | Category: Burger jokes |
| Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?The SALT talks!... more
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| 77. | Category: Burger jokes |
| Which type of comedy leaves a hamburger cold?BITING humour!... more
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| 78. | Category: Burger jokes |
| Who are the hamburgers favourite people?Vegetarians!... more
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| 79. | Category: Burger jokes |
| Who can beat any burger at golf?Any LINKS sausage!... more
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| 80. | Category: Burger jokes |
| Who do hamburgers love on TV?Archie Bunkers son-in-law, the meathead!... more
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| 81. | Category: Burger jokes |
| Who is the hamburgers favourite actress?Candice Berger!... more
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| 82. | Category: Burger jokes |
| Who was the burgers favourite all-time movie director?Sizzle B. DeMille!... more
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| 83. | Category: Burger jokes |
| Who wins most of the medals for bravery in Burger Land?The meatball heros!... more
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| 84. | Category: Burger jokes |
| Why are hamburgers essential to football?Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!... more
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| 85. | Category: Burger jokes |
| Why arent burgers too good at basketball?Too many turnovers!... more
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| 86. | Category: Burger jokes |
| Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?Because its a FAST food!... more
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| 87. | Category: Burger jokes |
| Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?He wanted to know how it... more
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| 88. | Category: Burger jokes |
| Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles?Who knows - maybe theyre picklish!... more
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| 89. | Category: Burger jokes |
| Why do burgers run the gauntlet?To test their meattle!... more
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| 90. | Category: Burger jokes |
| Why do hamburgers act brilliantly on stage?They give meaty performances - especially if they are in their prime!... more
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