| 31. | Category: Cow jokes  |
| That bull you sold me is a lazy good-for-nothing! I told you he was a bum steer!... more
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| 32. | Category: Cow jokes  |
| That tornado damage your cow barn any?Dunno. Havent found the durn thing yet!... more
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| 33. | Category: Cow jokes  |
| What animals do you bring to bed?Your calves.... more
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| 34. | Category: Cow jokes  |
| What are cows favorite party games? MOO-sical chairs!... more
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| 35. | Category: Cow jokes  |
| What are the spots on black-and-white cows?Holstaines... more
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| 36. | Category: Cow jokes  |
| What band is a cow favorite?Moody Blues... more
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| 37. | Category: Cow jokes  |
| What country do cows love to visit? Moo Zealand!... more
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| 38. | Category: Cow jokes  |
| What did one dairy cow say to another?Got milk?... more
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| 39. | Category: Cow jokes  |
| What did the calf say to the silo?"Is my fodder in there?"... more
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| 40. | Category: Cow jokes  |
| What did the cow wear to the football game?A Jersey.... more
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| 41. | Category: Cow jokes  |
| What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk ? An udder failure !... more
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| 42. | Category: Cow jokes  |
| What did the mooron say when he saw the milk cartons in the grass? "Hey! Look at the cows nest!"... more
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| 43. | Category: Cow jokes  |
| What do cows call Frank Sinatra? Old Moo Eyes!... more
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| 44. | Category: Cow jokes  |
| What do cows do for entertainment?They go to the mooooovies.... more
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| 45. | Category: Cow jokes  |
| What do cows do when theyre introduced? They give each other a milk shake!... more
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| 46. | Category: Cow jokes  |
| What do cows get when they are sick?Hay Fever... more
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| 47. | Category: Cow jokes  |
| What do cows get when they do all their chores?Mooney.... more
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| 48. | Category: Cow jokes  |
| What do cows like to do at amoosement parks? Ride on the roller cowster.... more
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| 49. | Category: Cow jokes  |
| What do cows like to listen to? Moo-sic!... more
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| 50. | Category: Cow jokes  |
| What do cows read at the breakfast table? The moospaper!... more
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| 51. | Category: Cow jokes  |
| What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties? "Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo... more
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| 52. | Category: Cow jokes  |
| What do cows usually fly around in? Helicowpters and Bulloons.... more
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| 53. | Category: Cow jokes  |
| What do cows wear when theyre vacationing in Hawaii? Moo moos... more
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| 54. | Category: Cow jokes  |
| What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine? Hamburger!... more
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| 55. | Category: Cow jokes  |
| What do you call a bull thats sent overseas by boat? Shipped beef!... more
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| 56. | Category: Cow jokes  |
| What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor?Ground Beef... more
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| 57. | Category: Cow jokes  |
| What do you call a cow that doesnt give milk?A milk dud!... more
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| 58. | Category: Cow jokes  |
| What do you call a cow that fell in a hole? A hole-y Cow!... more
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| 59. | Category: Cow jokes  |
| What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?A Moosician!... more
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| 60. | Category: Cow jokes  |
| What do you call a cow thats just had a baby? De-calfinated!... more
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