| 61. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Who was the worlds greatest thief ?Atlas, because he held up the whole world !... more
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| 62. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Why are burglars such good tennis players ?Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !... more
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| 63. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Why did the burglar take a shower? He wanted to make a clean getaway... more
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| 64. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Why do pens get sent to prison ? To do long sentences !... more
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| 65. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you care if a man youre planning to kill anyway, kills... more
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| 66. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?Because it needs bailing out.... more
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| 67. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Why was the robber bionic? He was holding up a bank.... more
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| 68. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Why was the robber so secure? He was a safe robber.... more
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| 69. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles? So he could break out.... more
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