| 61. | Category: Dog jokes  |
| Q: Why did the dog cross the road? - A: Because it was the chickens day off.... more
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| 62. | Category: Dog jokes |
| Q: Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog? - A: So that they didnt have to bend down to pet it.... more
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| 63. | Category: Dog jokes |
| Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground? - A: Because you cant bury them in the sky!... more
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| 64. | Category: Dog jokes |
| Q: Why does a dog wag its tail? - A: No one else will do it for them... more
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| 65. | Category: Dog jokes |
| Q: Why is a dogs nose in the middle of its face? - A: Because its the scenter.... more
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| 66. | Category: Dog jokes |
| Small girl: Id buy that dog, but his legs are too short! Clerk: Too short ? Why, all four of them touch the floor.... more
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| 67. | Category: Dog jokes |
| The front door was accidentally left open and our dog was gone. After unsuccessfully whistling and calling, my husband g... more
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| 68. | Category: Dog jokes |
| Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in the USA by boat and one says tothe other, "I hearthat the occupants of this count... more
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| 69. | Category: Dog jokes |
| Two women, who are dog owners, are arguing which dog is smarter.First woman: My dog is so smart. Every morning he waits... more
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| 70. | Category: Dog jokes |
| Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign saying; DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! posted on the glass d... more
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| 71. | Category: Dog jokes |
| What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives? A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while... more
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| 72. | Category: Dog jokes |
| What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ?"I must throw that doggie out the win... more
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| 73. | Category: Dog jokes |
| What did the cowboy say when the bear ate Lassie?"Well, doggone !"... more
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| 74. | Category: Dog jokes |
| What did the dog do when the panhandler put the bite on him?Bit him, naturally.... more
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| 75. | Category: Dog jokes |
| What did the dog do with the history professor?They got together and talked over old times.... more
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| 76. | Category: Dog jokes |
| What did the dog get when he multiplied 497 by 684?The wrong answer.... more
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| 77. | Category: Dog jokes |
| What did the dog say to the pig?You are just a bore.... more
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| 78. | Category: Dog jokes |
| What did the dog say when he chased his tail?This is the end.... more
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| 79. | Category: Dog jokes |
| What did the dog take when he was run down?The license number of the car that hit him.... more
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| 80. | Category: Dog jokes |
| What did the dog use to make his kite?Flypaper.... more
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| 81. | Category: Dog jokes |
| What did the dog use to make his kite?Flypaper.... more
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| 82. | Category: Dog jokes |
| What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road? Look out for the mice!... more
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| 83. | Category: Dog jokes |
| What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal ?That hit the spots !... more
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| 84. | Category: Dog jokes |
| What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal ?That hit the spots !... more
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| 85. | Category: Dog jokes |
| What do dogs have that no other animal has ?Puppy dogs !... more
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| 86. | Category: Dog jokes |
| What do you call a black Eskimo dog ?A dusky husky !... more
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| 87. | Category: Dog jokes |
| What do you call a black Eskimo dog ?A dusky husky !... more
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| 88. | Category: Dog jokes |
| What do you call a boring dog? A dull-mation!... more
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| 89. | Category: Dog jokes |
| What do you call a dog in jeans and a sweater ?A plain clothes police dog !... more
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| 90. | Category: Dog jokes |
| What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road ?A mutt in a rut !... more
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