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| Once there were two chinese gentlemen named Mr. Ho and Mr. Chen. They were neighbors but happened to be very competitive... more
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| 62. | Category: Ethnic jokes |
| Once upon a time in the kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for seven days. Eventually, Michael the archangel found him.... more
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| 63. | Category: Ethnic jokes |
| Once upon a time Nasa decided to send 3 astronauts to space for 2 years. One was American, One was Russian and the other... more
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| 64. | Category: Ethnic jokes |
| One night, God spoke to a preacher to tell him what he wanted him to do. After God had briefed him on his mission, the m... more
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| 65. | Category: Ethnic jokes |
| One Scot came back from work earlier then usual and saw plumbers car in the front of the house.- Oh my God, I hope it is... more
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| 66. | Category: Ethnic jokes |
| Only in America do we chain $2.00 ink pens to the counter but leave our $58,000 cars out in the driveway.... more
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| 67. | Category: Ethnic jokes |
| Paddy was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick OReilly wandered by. "Help!" Paddy shouted, "Oim sinkin!" Do... more
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| 68. | Category: Ethnic jokes |
| Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea Pat yelled: "Mick! I lost me finger!" "Have y... more
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| 69. | Category: Ethnic jokes |
| Q: Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?A: He comes down the chimney, wakes up the children and says,"Hey kids, do... more
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| 70. | Category: Ethnic jokes |
| Q: Did you hear about the man who was Polishing the flagpole?A: He varnished into thin air!... more
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| 71. | Category: Ethnic jokes |
| Q: Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?A: It did $100 million worth of improvements.... more
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| 72. | Category: Ethnic jokes |
| Q: Did you hear about the Polak who married an Amish woman?A: He drove her buggy.... more
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| 73. | Category: Ethnic jokes |
| Q: Did you hear about the Polak who thought his wife was trying to kill him?A: On her dressing table he found a bottle o... more
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| 74. | Category: Ethnic jokes |
| Q: Did you know they are taking out all the K-Marts in Afghanistan? A: They are putting in TARGETS!!!... more
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| 75. | Category: Ethnic jokes |
| Q: Do you know why the new football stadium they built in Warsaw could not be used?A: No matter where you sat you were b... more
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| 76. | Category: Ethnic jokes |
| Q: Have you heard about the new Iraqi Air Force exercise program?A: Each morning you raise your hands above your head an... more
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| 77. | Category: Ethnic jokes |
| Q: Have you seen the polish mine detector.A1: Put you fingers in your ears and start stamping the ground with your foot.... more
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| 78. | Category: Ethnic jokes |
| Q: How can you identify an Irish pirate?A: Hes the one with patches over both eyes.... more
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| 79. | Category: Ethnic jokes |
| Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?A: They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving.... more
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| 80. | Category: Ethnic jokes |
| Q: How do you get a German out of the bath? A: Turn on the water.... more
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| 81. | Category: Ethnic jokes |
| Q: How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub?A: Throw in a bar of soap.... more
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| 82. | Category: Ethnic jokes |
| Q: How do you know youre flying over Poland?A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.... more
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| 83. | Category: Ethnic jokes |
| Q: How do you sink a Polish ship? A: Put it in water.... more
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| 84. | Category: Ethnic jokes |
| Q: How do you sink an Irish submarine?A: Knock on the hatch.... more
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| 85. | Category: Ethnic jokes |
| Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.... more
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| 86. | Category: Ethnic jokes |
| Q: How do you take census in a Polish village?A: Roll a quarter down the street, count the legs, divide by two, and subt... more
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| 87. | Category: Ethnic jokes |
| Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry? A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the to... more
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| 88. | Category: Ethnic jokes |
| Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?A: Hes the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.... more
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| 89. | Category: Ethnic jokes |
| Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?A: They put parking meters on the roof!... more
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| Q: How many Americans does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Two. One to replace it and one to tell him it was burned o... more
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