| 31. | Category: Food jokes  |
| Fred: I thought there was a choice for lunch today. . Cook: There is. Fred: No, there isnt. Theres only cheese pie. Cook... more
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| 32. | Category: Food jokes |
| Girl: Did you like that cake, Mrs Jones? Mrs Jones: Yes, very much. Girl: Thats funny. My mom said you didnt have any ta... more
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| 33. | Category: Food jokes |
| Have you got any broken biscuits? Yes, I have. Well, you shouldnt be so clumsy!... more
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| 34. | Category: Food jokes |
| Have you heard the story about the loaf of bread? No. Oh, crumbs.... more
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| 35. | Category: Food jokes |
| How can you make a soup rich?Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.... more
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| 36. | Category: Food jokes |
| How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup? Read the label.... more
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| 37. | Category: Food jokes |
| How do you know that a elephants been in the fridge? There are foot prints in the butter. "... more
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| 38. | Category: Food jokes |
| How do you make gold soup?Put 14 carrots in it.... more
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| 39. | Category: Food jokes |
| How does a witch make scrambled eggs? She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.... more
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| 40. | Category: Food jokes |
| I thought you were trying to get into shape?I am. The shape Ive selected is a triangle.... more
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| 41. | Category: Food jokes |
| I went to see my doctor to see if he could help me give up smoking. What did he say? He suggested that every time I felt... more
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| 42. | Category: Food jokes |
| Id say he was spineless. Yes, about as spineless as cooked spaghetti.... more
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| 43. | Category: Food jokes |
| If there were no food left, what could people do?Country people could eat their forest preserves and city people could h... more
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| 44. | Category: Food jokes |
| In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend were arrested after a food fig... more
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| 45. | Category: Food jokes |
| Jimmy, how many more times must I tell you to come away from that cookie tin? No more, mom. Its empty.... more
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| 46. | Category: Food jokes |
| Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?Father: Have I not told you never to mention such things during meals!Mother... more
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| 47. | Category: Food jokes |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Bacon !Bacon who ?Bacon a cake for your birthday !... more
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| 48. | Category: Food jokes |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Bean !Bean who ?Bean working very hard today !... more
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| 49. | Category: Food jokes |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Beef !Beef who ?Beef fair now !... more
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| 50. | Category: Food jokes |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Butter !Butter who ?Butter wrap up - its cold out here !... more
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| 51. | Category: Food jokes |
| Mom: Fred, there were two chocolate cakes in the larder yesterday, and now theres only one. Why? Fred: I dont know. It m... more
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| 52. | Category: Food jokes |
| Mummy! Mummy! Have you seen my Cabbage Patch Doll? Be quiet and finish your coleslaw!... more
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| 53. | Category: Food jokes |
| My Aunt Maud had so many candles on her last birthday cake that all her party guests got sunburnt !... more
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| 54. | Category: Food jokes |
| My brothers on a seafood diet. Really? Yes, the more he sees food the more he eats.... more
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| 55. | Category: Food jokes |
| On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes. She blew her stack.... more
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| 56. | Category: Food jokes |
| One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked ou... more
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| 57. | Category: Food jokes |
| Overweight is something that just sort of snacks up on you.... more
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| 58. | Category: Food jokes |
| Q. What did the salt say to the pepper?A. Hey Baby, whats SHAKING!... more
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| 59. | Category: Food jokes |
| Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in the apple youre eating?A. Finding half a worm.... more
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| 60. | Category: Food jokes |
| Q.Why did the cookie go to the doctor?A. He was feeling crummy!... more
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