| 61. | Category: Horse jokes  |
| What person strives to ensure safety for horses?Ralph Neighder!... more
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| 62. | Category: Horse jokes |
| Whats another name for an assistant stable cleaner?A co-pile-it!... more
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| 63. | Category: Horse jokes |
| Whats as big as a horse, but weighs nothing?A horses shadow!... more
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| 64. | Category: Horse jokes |
| Whats black and white and turns cartwheels?A piebald horse pulling a cart!... more
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| 65. | Category: Horse jokes |
| Whats the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?The ground!... more
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| 66. | Category: Horse jokes |
| When does a horse neigh?Whinny wants to!... more
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| 67. | Category: Horse jokes |
| Where did the Knights of the Round Table park their horses?In the Sir Lance Lot... more
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| 68. | Category: Horse jokes |
| Where did the newlywed horses stay?In the bridle suite!... more
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| 69. | Category: Horse jokes |
| Where do you take a sick horse?To the Horspital!... more
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| 70. | Category: Horse jokes |
| Which route should you take through the woods when riding a fizzy horse?The psycho-path!... more
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| 71. | Category: Horse jokes |
| Who did the breeder call when his horse was possessed by an evil spirit?An exhorsist!... more
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| 72. | Category: Horse jokes |
| Why are chorus girls like barge horses?They have to tow the line!... more
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| 73. | Category: Horse jokes |
| Why are clouds like jockeys?Because they hold the reins!... more
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| 74. | Category: Horse jokes |
| Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings?He wanted to mount an exhibit!... more
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| 75. | Category: Horse jokes |
| Why did the bareback performer ride his horse? Because it got too heavy to carry.... more
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| 76. | Category: Horse jokes |
| Why did the boy stand behind the horse? He thought he might get a kick out of it!... more
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| 77. | Category: Horse jokes |
| Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball?Because its covered with horsehide!... more
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| 78. | Category: Horse jokes |
| Why did the horse go behind the tree?To change his jockeys.... more
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| 79. | Category: Horse jokes |
| Why did the horse miss the joust?He had the knight off!... more
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| 80. | Category: Horse jokes |
| Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?Because he wanted to feel his oats!... more
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| 81. | Category: Horse jokes |
| Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large loaf of bread?It was a crusty steed!... more
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| 82. | Category: Horse jokes |
| Why did the man call his horse Fleabag?Because he was often scratched!... more
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| 83. | Category: Horse jokes |
| Why is a racehorse like a letter?They both begin a trip at the post!... more
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| 84. | Category: Horse jokes |
| Why is an egg like a young horse?Because it cant be used until its broken!... more
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| 85. | Category: Horse jokes |
| Why is Dick Clark a favourite star with horses?Because he was a disk jockey from Filly!... more
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| 86. | Category: Horse jokes |
| Why is horse racing so romantic?Because the horse hugs the rails, the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can... more
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| 87. | Category: Horse jokes |
| Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?Theyre always switching their tails!... more
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| 88. | Category: Horse jokes |
| Why is manna from heaven like horse hay?Both are food from aloft!... more
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| 89. | Category: Horse jokes |
| Why is the old, decrepit horse named Flattery?Because it gets you nowhere!... more
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| 90. | Category: Horse jokes |
| Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses?He was a rough rider!... more
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