| 61. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Q. What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?A. Any place without a drive-up window.... more
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| 62. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q. What do you call a handcuffed man?A. Trustworthy.... more
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| 63. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?A. A widow.... more
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| 64. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q. What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.... more
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| 65. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?A. You didnt hold the pillow dow... more
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| 66. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q. What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?A. A power failure.... more
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| 67. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q. What should you give a man who has everything?A. A woman to show him how to work it.... more
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| 68. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q. Whats a mans idea of honestly in a relationship?A. Telling you his real name.... more
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| 69. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q. Whats the best way to force a man to do sit ups?A. Put the remote control between his toes.... more
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| 70. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q. Whats the fastest way to a mans heart? A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.... more
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| 71. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q. Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome, a good lover and a stimulating partner?A. In t... more
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| 72. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q. Why cant men get mad cow disease?A. Because theyre all pigs.... more
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| 73. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q. Why do men buy electric lawn mowers? A. So they can find their way back to the house.... more
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| 74. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q. Why do men like love at first site? A. It saves them a lot of time.... more
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| 75. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q. Why do men like smart women?A. Opposites attract.... more
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| 76. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q. Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?A. Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.... more
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| 77. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? A. Because those men already ha... more
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| 78. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q. Why is the book "Women Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for many men?A. No phone numbers.... more
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| 79. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q: Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for men?A: It changes their blood type.... more
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| 80. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"... more
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| 81. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q: How does a man keep his youth?A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.... more
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| 82. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q: How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. Real Men arent afraid of the dark.... more
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| 83. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q: Men will brag that there are women waiting by the phone at this very moment for their call. Who are these women?A: Wo... more
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| 84. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q: What are the three types of men?A: The handsome, the caring, and the majority.... more
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| 85. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q: What are two reasons why men dont mind their own business?1. No mind2. No business.... more
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| 86. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q: What do you call a man who marries an old, ugly and poor woman?A: Desperate!... more
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| 87. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q: Whats the best way to kill a man?A: Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one.... more
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| 88. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q: Why do men float better than women?A: Because they are scum.... more
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| 89. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q: Why is it dangerous to let your mans mind wander?A: Its too little to be out alone.... more
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| 90. | Category: Men jokes |
| Question: How many men does it take to mop the floor?Answer: None, its a womens job.... more
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