| 61. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| The head doctors in an insane asylum had a meeting and decided that one of their patients was potentially well. So they... more
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| 62. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| The mother of a problem child was advised by a psychiatrist, "You are far too upset and worried about your son. I sugges... more
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| 63. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test.Speaking specifically... more
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| 64. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Three patients at a psychiatric clinic are up for release. The shrink informs them that they will have to pass a simple... more
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| 65. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If the patients pass t... more
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| 66. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Two psychiatrists were walking down a hall.One turned to the other and said, "Hello."The other one thought, "I wonder wh... more
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| 67. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Two psychologists meet at their twentieth college reunion. One of them looks like he just graduated, while the other psy... more
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| 68. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| What do Psychologists say to each other when they meet?" "Youre fine, how am I? "... more
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| 69. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats? You know you need a ps... more
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| 70. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic? He charges you double.... more
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| 71. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| What is the difference between a psychiatrist and a psychologist?If you say to a psychiatrist "I hate my mother," he wil... more
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| 72. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Whats the difference between a psychologist and a magician?A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!... more
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| 73. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the physiatrist began his therapy session, "Im not aware of y... more
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| 74. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| When they arrived at the therapists office, the therapist jumped right in and opened the floor for discussion. "What see... more
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| 75. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist? Because she thought everybody loved her.... more
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| 76. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?Because they are both surrounded by nuts.... more
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| 77. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for a man then for a women?Because when its time to go back to childhood, a man is a... more
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