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| As the family gathered for a big dinner together, the youngest son had an announcement to make: Hed just signed up at an... more
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| 32. | Category: Military jokes |
| At a lesson in topography a soldier was asked: "What is farther away, Harrison, the moon or that object on this map?""Th... more
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| 33. | Category: Military jokes |
| At Parris Island, a sergeant was teaching a private to throw a grenade at a pracitice training course. He ran about 10 y... more
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| 34. | Category: Military jokes |
| Coach Bobby Ross had put together the perfect Lions team. The only thing he was missing was a good quarterback. He had s... more
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| 35. | Category: Military jokes |
| Colin Powell, once USAs highest ranking military officer, (now Secretary of State), loves to relate this incident from h... more
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| 36. | Category: Military jokes |
| During a visit to a military medical clinic, I was sent to the lab to have blood drawn. The technician there was friendl... more
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| 37. | Category: Military jokes |
| During an army basic training, the lieutenant took the batch on a match and asked each of them where home was. After eve... more
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| 38. | Category: Military jokes |
| During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made a sudden move that was spotted by... more
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| 39. | Category: Military jokes |
| During the Mexican American War, an intense long standoff occurred along the front. For days and days neither side made... more
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| 40. | Category: Military jokes |
| During the Vietnam War, a hillbilly soldier shot about a dozen of the enemy during his first battle. The Sergeant said,... more
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| 41. | Category: Military jokes |
| During training exercises, the lieutenant who was driving down a muddy back road encountered another car stuck in the mu... more
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| 42. | Category: Military jokes |
| Father Murphy walked into a pub and said to the first Marine he met, "Do you want to go to heaven?" The Marine said, "I... more
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| 43. | Category: Military jokes |
| Following some duty overseas, the officers at the Fort were planning a welcome home party and dance for the unit. Being... more
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| 44. | Category: Military jokes |
| Following some duty overseas, the officers at the Fort were planning a welcome home party and dance for the unit. Being... more
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| 45. | Category: Military jokes |
| General Heath, a famous lover of parade music and marching drill ceremonies, once listened to a symphonic orchestra play... more
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| 46. | Category: Military jokes |
| Having just moved into his new office, a pompous, new colonel was sitting at his desk when a PFC knocked on the door.Con... more
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| 47. | Category: Military jokes |
| Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked by the doctor, "Why do you want to join the Navy, son?""My father s... more
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| 48. | Category: Military jokes |
| I was an Air Force ICBM launch control officer in South Dakota. Two officers pulled 24-hour alerts in a launch control c... more
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| 49. | Category: Military jokes |
| In the 1970s, before women were allowed to sign up for combat duty, a man was bragging to his friends about how his sist... more
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| 50. | Category: Military jokes |
| It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and it was guard duty. A General stepped out takin... more
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| 51. | Category: Military jokes |
| Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: Thats no way to address an officer! No... more
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| 52. | Category: Military jokes |
| On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field and civilian aircraft use the other side of the field, with... more
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| 53. | Category: Military jokes |
| One of my husbands duties as a novice drill instructor at Fort Jackson, S.C., was to escort new recruits to the mess hal... more
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| 54. | Category: Military jokes |
| One Sunday morning, the priest noticed Little Johnny was staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the ch... more
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| 55. | Category: Military jokes |
| Paddy n Mick join the army, and are put on street patrol in a city with a military curfew. They are given instructions t... more
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| 56. | Category: Military jokes |
| Q. "Why do the commodes in Marine barracks have the cut-out type seats?" A. "So that if the seat falls while theyre drin... more
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| 57. | Category: Military jokes |
| Q. "Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?" A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"... more
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| 58. | Category: Military jokes |
| Q. What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common ? A. Nothing, yet.... more
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| 59. | Category: Military jokes |
| Q: "How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?" A: "We are not prepared to comment on spec... more
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| 60. | Category: Military jokes |
| Q: "What has an IQ of 42?" A: "40 Marines plus their lieutenant"... more
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