| 61. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| Waiter on ocean liner: Would you like the menu, sir? Monster: No thanks, just bring me the passenger list.... more
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| 62. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What aftershave do monsters wear? Brute.... more
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| 63. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What brings the monsters babies? The Frankenstork.... more
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| 64. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What can a monster do that you cant do? Count up to 25 on his fingers.... more
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| 65. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What did Dr Frankenstein get when he put his goldfishs brain in the body of his dog? I dont know, but it is great at cha... more
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| 66. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What did Frankensteins monster say when he was struck by lightning? Thanks, I needed that.... more
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| 67. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What did one of Frankensteins ears say to the other? I didnt know we lived on the same block.... more
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| 68. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What did one of Frankensteins ears say to the other? I didnt know we lived on the same block.... more
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| 69. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What did the big, hairy monster do when he lost a hand? He went to the second-hand shop.... more
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| 70. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What did the monster say to his psychiatrist?I feel abominable.... more
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| 71. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What did the monster say to the Thanksgiving turkey? "Pleased to eat you!"... more
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| 72. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What do sea monsters have for dinner?Fish and ships.... more
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| 73. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What do they have for lunch at Monster School?Human beans, boiled legs, pickled bunions and eyes-cream.... more
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| 74. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What do you call a clever monster? Frank Einstein.... more
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| 75. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What do you call a huge, ugly, slobbering, furry monster with cotton wool in his ears? Anything you like ? he cant hear... more
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| 76. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What do you call a monster with a wooden head? Edward.... more
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| 77. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What do you call a monster with two wooden heads? Edward Woodward.... more
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| 78. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster? Sir.... more
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| 79. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What do you do with a green monster? Put it in the sun until it ripens!... more
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| 80. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin ?Flatman and Ribbon !... more
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| 81. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a bird with a monstrous snarl?A budgerigrrrrr!... more
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| 82. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?Lots of very worried dogs.... more
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| 83. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a plum with a man eating monster?A purple people eater.... more
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| 84. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a tall green monster with a fountain pen? The Ink-credible Hulk.... more
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| 85. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What do young female monsters do at parties ?They go around looking for edible bachelors !... more
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| 86. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What does a monster do when he loses his head? He calls a head hunter.... more
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| 87. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What does a monster mom say to her kids at dinnertime? Dont talk with someone in your mouth.... more
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| 88. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What does a polite monster say when he meets you for the first time? Pleased to eat you!... more
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| 89. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What does Frankensteins monster call a screwdriver? Daddy.... more
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| 90. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What does the hungry monster get after hes eaten too much ice cream?More ice cream!... more
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