| 31. | Category: Old age jokes  |
| Fred: I havent slept a wink for the past two nights. Harry: Whys that? Fred: Granny broke her leg. The doctor put it in... more
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| 32. | Category: Old age jokes |
| Grandpa: You youngsters are soft and lazy today. When I was your age I got up at six oclock every morning and walked fiv... more
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| 33. | Category: Old age jokes |
| How can you tell an old person from a young person? An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.... more
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| 34. | Category: Old age jokes |
| How can you tell that youre getting old? You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!... more
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| 35. | Category: Old age jokes |
| How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!... more
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| 36. | Category: Old age jokes |
| How old is your Grandma? I dunno, but weve had him a long time.... more
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| 37. | Category: Old age jokes |
| Ive sure gotten old. Ive had two By-pass surgeries. A hip replacement, new knees. Fought prostate cancer, and diabetes.... more
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| 38. | Category: Old age jokes |
| Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow. "How old was your husband?" he... more
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| 39. | Category: Old age jokes |
| My grandma has so many wrinkles she has to screw her hat on.... more
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| 40. | Category: Old age jokes |
| One day a lady was driving on the Highway. She frequently checked her speed gauge to make sure she stayed within the spe... more
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| 41. | Category: Old age jokes |
| One day, a grandpa and his grandson go golfing. The young one is really good and the old one is just giving him tips. Th... more
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| 42. | Category: Old age jokes |
| One day, an out-of-work man knocks on the door of a home in an upper-class neighborhood. The lady of the house answers.... more
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| 43. | Category: Old age jokes |
| One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her husband in bed with another woman. Angry, she became vi... more
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| 44. | Category: Old age jokes |
| Perhaps you know why women over fifty dont have babies.They would put them down somewhere and forget where they left the... more
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| 45. | Category: Old age jokes |
| Q: Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?A: She wanted to rock and roll... more
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| 46. | Category: Old age jokes |
| Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.He went to the doctor and the doctor was a... more
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| 47. | Category: Old age jokes |
| Seventy-two-year-old Edgar recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, the... more
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| 48. | Category: Old age jokes |
| The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife wereshopping in an upscale jewelry boutique when the mansoldest friend... more
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| 49. | Category: Old age jokes |
| The Senate is investigating deceptive sweepstakes practices. These companies target the elderly and make them think they... more
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| 50. | Category: Old age jokes |
| There was an old man whose family could no longer afford to take care of him. So the family decided that a nusring for t... more
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| 51. | Category: Old age jokes |
| Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, "Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise... more
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| 52. | Category: Old age jokes |
| Three old ladies met on the street on a very stormy day. The wind was so strong and loud that they had difficulty in hea... more
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| 53. | Category: Old age jokes |
| Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first says, "Fellas, I got real problems. Im seventy ye... more
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| 54. | Category: Old age jokes |
| Two 80 year old men are driving down the road when they hear the Ex-Lax commercial end with the statement: "It makes you... more
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| 55. | Category: Old age jokes |
| Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred, how was the memory c... more
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| 56. | Category: Old age jokes |
| Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years they had shared all kinds of activities and adventu... more
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| 57. | Category: Old age jokes |
| Two elderly women were out driving in a large car-both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along... more
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| 58. | Category: Old age jokes |
| Two elderly women were staring at the numbers ofthe floors listed above the elevator door. When askedif they needed any... more
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| 59. | Category: Old age jokes |
| Two police officers saw this old woman staggering down the street, stopping her they can tell she has had far too much t... more
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| 60. | Category: Old age jokes |
| Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a round of golf together. They get on the first tee and th... more
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