| 91. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| At a friends wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower girl and her young escort to come down t... more
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| 92. | Category: Marriage jokes |
| At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women:Defendant: "Your Honor, I wish to change my plea."Judge: "... more
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| 93. | Category: Marriage jokes |
| At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends."The man I ma... more
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| 94. | Category: Marriage jokes |
| Attorney to witness: "What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?"Witness: "Where am... more
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| 95. | Category: Marriage jokes |
| BARTENDER: I think youve had enough, sir.DRUNK: I just lost my wife, buddy!BARTENDER: Well, it must be hard losing a wif... more
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| 96. | Category: Marriage jokes |
| Before we got married, I caught her in my arms.Now I catch her in my pockets.... more
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| 97. | Category: Marriage jokes |
| Both of my marriages have been disappointing. My first wife left me and my second one didnt.marr... more
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| 98. | Category: Marriage jokes |
| But lets get real here guys, I mean who exactly are we kidding ? Ahusband controls his wife in much the same manner as a... more
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| 99. | Category: Marriage jokes |
| Casey married a rich widow, but they didnt get along. One day she said to him, "If it wasnt for my money, that new telev... more
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| 100. | Category: Marriage jokes |
| During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the vicar with an unusual offer. "Look, Ill give you $100 if youll ch... more
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| 101. | Category: Marriage jokes |
| Following a bitter divorce a husband saw his wife at a party andsneered, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."The... more
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| 102. | Category: Marriage jokes |
| For their 25th wedding anniversary, a man decides to take his wife on a trip to France. After two weeks touring France,... more
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| 103. | Category: Marriage jokes |
| Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation ensued: First Guy: "Man, you have... more
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| 104. | Category: Marriage jokes |
| Hey, you just shot my wife.Im so sorry, have a shot at mine !... more
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| 105. | Category: Marriage jokes |
| How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?Marry her !... more
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| 106. | Category: Marriage jokes |
| Hubby - You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Wife - When there is a problem, no matter how impo... more
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| 107. | Category: Marriage jokes |
| Husband: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?Wife: Your sense of humor.... more
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| 108. | Category: Marriage jokes |
| I know a husband and wife who have separate bedrooms, drive differentcars, take separate vacations, work different shift... more
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| 109. | Category: Marriage jokes |
| I married Miss Right. I just didnt know her first name was Always.... more
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| 110. | Category: Marriage jokes |
| I overheard a friend telling his pal, "I cant break my wife of the habit of staying up until 5 in the morning.""What is... more
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| 111. | Category: Marriage jokes |
| If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you,what have you usually done wrong? Made her chain too long.... more
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| 112. | Category: Marriage jokes |
| In olden times, it is reported that sacrifices were made at the altar.Since then, weddings have been held there, and tim... more
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| 113. | Category: Marriage jokes |
| In the midst of a veritable downpour, a gallant driver sawa woman alone in the mud trying to change a flat tire, andcoul... more
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| 114. | Category: Marriage jokes |
| In West Kerry, the wife commented, "When we were first married, you took the small piece of steak and gave me the larger... more
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| 115. | Category: Marriage jokes |
| Its for my mother-in-law," explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash, he gestured down at th... more
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| 116. | Category: Marriage jokes |
| Its not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.... more
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| 117. | Category: Marriage jokes |
| Its not what you say, but the way you say it.On a blind date, the boy said to the girl: "Time stands still when I look i... more
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| 118. | Category: Marriage jokes |
| Ive got trouble with the wife again - she came into the bar looking for me and I asked for her number.... more
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| 119. | Category: Marriage jokes |
| Ive never been much on fashion, but got quite a few compliments on a new sports jacket I wore to work one day. Mysecreta... more
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| 120. | Category: Marriage jokes |
| Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place."Its just too hot to wear clothes today," co... more
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