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| "Ive never flown before, said the nervous old lady to the pilot. "You will bring me down safely, wont you?"All I can say... more
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| There were three guys in an airplane. One guy droppeda rock, another dropped a brick, and the last droppeda grenade.When... more
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| 3. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.... more
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| 4. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Poland. Polish search and re... more
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| 5. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.... more
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| 6. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Tower: Mission triple-three, do you have problems? Pilot: I think, I have lost my compass.Tower: Judging the way you are... more
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| 7. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A mother and her son were flying "Southwest Airlines" from Kansas toChicago. The son (who had been looking out the windo... more
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| 8. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| United Airlines FA: "Ladies and Gentlemen, as you are all now painfully aware, our Captain has landed in Seattle. From a... more
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| 9. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Pilot says: "Folks, we have reached our cruising altitude now, so I am going to switch the seat belt sign off. Feel free... more
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| 10. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats a... more
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