|
| |
Viewing Joke:
| | Category: | Aviation jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 31 | | | | Joke: | After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix, the Flight Attendant came on with, "Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Captain Crash and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt up against the gate. And, once the tire smoke has cleared and the warning bells are silenced, well open the door and you can pick your way through the wreckage to the terminal." | | | |
 Add to del.icio.us
 Digg this
 Reddit
|
|
More Aviation Jokes:
|
| 1. | Category: Aviation jokes  | | Tower: Lufthansa 893, youre number one, check for workers on the taxiway. Pilot: Roger ..... Weve checked, theyre all wo... more
| | 2. | Category: Aviation jokes | | On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coff... more
| | 3. | Category: Aviation jokes | | Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait,... more
| | 4. | Category: Aviation jokes | | LH741: Tower, give me a rough time check Tower: Its Thursday, Sir.... more
| | 5. | Category: Aviation jokes | | As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a 5-year-old boy who picks that moment to throw a... more
| | 6. | Category: Aviation jokes | | A student was heading home for the holidays. When she got to the airline counter, she presented her ticket to New York.... more
| | 7. | Category: Aviation jokes | | Delta Airlines recently introduced a special half-fare rate for wives accompanying their husbands on business trips. Ant... more
| | 8. | Category: Aviation jokes | | McNally was taking his first plane ride, flying over the Rocky Mountains. The stewardess handed him a piece of chewing g... more
| | 9. | Category: Aviation jokes | | A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts to nose down. The pilot tries to p... more
| | 10. | Category: Aviation jokes | | A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new airplane in th... more
|
|
|
|
