Viewing Joke: Category: Aviation jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 30   Joke: Part of a Flight Attendants arrival announcement: "Wed like to thank you folks for flying with us today. And, the next time you get the insane urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurized metal tube, we hope youll think of us here at US Airways."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Aviation Jokes: 1.    Category: Aviation jokes   While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Benson looked out the window. "Good lord!" he screamed, "o... more 2.    Category: Aviation jokes   The Captain was Jewish, and the new First Officer was Chinese. It was the first time they had flown together, and it was... more 3.    Category: Aviation jokes   "Hello flight 56, if you hear me rock your wings..""OK TOWER, IF YOU HEAR ME ROCK THE TOWER!!"... more 4.    Category: Aviation jokes   From a Southwest Airlines employee.... "Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX to YYY. To operate your seatbelt, insert the... more 5.    Category: Aviation jokes   LH741: Tower, give me a rough time check Tower: Its Thursday, Sir.... more 6.    Category: Aviation jokes   After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix, the Flight Attendant came on with, "Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in... more 7.    Category: Aviation jokes   From the pilot during his welcome message: "We are pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry...... more 8.    Category: Aviation jokes   A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an annou... more 9.    Category: Aviation jokes   A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things we... more 10.    Category: Aviation jokes   Tower: Mission triple-three, do you have problems? Pilot: I think, I have lost my compass.Tower: Judging the way you are... more