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| From the pilot during his welcome message: "We are pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry...... more
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| I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.I said "Hi Jack."He shot me.... more
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| 3. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| USAir recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on business trips. Expecting valu... more
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| 4. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A young guy in a two-engine fighter was flying escort for a B-52 and generally being a nuisance, acting like a hotdog, f... more
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| 5. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never been on an airplane anywhere and was very excited... more
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| 6. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Michael Jackson, Bill Clinton and Nelson Mandela are in an airplane with 20 kids. The airplane gets a failure and is doo... more
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| 7. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| On a flight with EasyJet back in 1997 the pilot made what can only be describes as an extremely heavy landing at Luton.... more
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| 8. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| According to "The Australian," an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The captain decided to make a... more
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| 9. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Tower: Whats your heigth and position?Pilot: Well, Im 6 foot tall and Im sitting front left.... more
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| 10. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| From a Southwest Airlines employee.... "Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX to YYY. To operate your seatbelt, insert the... more
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