| 1. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| An airline pilot was scheduled to take a flight from New York to Los Angeles. The weather was too bad in New York to all... more
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| 2. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline... more
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| 3. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Cessna: "Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel."Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best... more
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| 4. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| An employee of USAir with the last name of Gay boarded a USAir flight with a free travel voucher. Soon after he sat down... more
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| 5. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Fred and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year. Every year Fred would say, "Edna, Id like to ride in that ther... more
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| 6. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A plane was taking off from Kennedy. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement... more
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| 7. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Overheard on an American Airlines flight into Amarillo, Texas, on a particularly windy and bumpy day. During the final a... more
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| 8. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait,... more
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| 9. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| USAir recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on business trips. Expecting valu... more
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| 10. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a stay-over in an... more
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