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| Little boy to airline pilot: "Youre a pilot?!?!? That must be exciting." Pilot: "Not if I do it right."... more
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| 2. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| From a Southwest Airlines employee: "There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this air... more
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| 3. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats a... more
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| 4. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A young guy in a two-engine fighter was flying escort for a B-52 and generally being a nuisance, acting like a hotdog, f... more
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| 5. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a 5-year-old boy who picks that moment to throw a... more
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| 6. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Overheard on an American Airlines flight into Amarillo, Texas, on a particularly windy and bumpy day. During the final a... more
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| 7. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Cessna: "Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel."Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best... more
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| 8. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| ATC: "Cessna G-ABCD What are your intentions? " Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC... more
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| 9. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Pilot says: "Folks, we have reached our cruising altitude now, so I am going to switch the seat belt sign off. Feel free... more
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| 10. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me to thinking about my first skydiving instructor. During class he would alwa... more
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