Viewing Joke: Category: Aviation jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 35   Joke: "Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees..""But Center, we are at 35,000 feet, how much noise can we make up here?""Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 707 makes when it hits a 727?"    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Aviation Jokes: 1.    Category: Aviation jokes   Delta Airlines recently introduced a special half-fare rate for wives accompanying their husbands on business trips. Ant... more 2.    Category: Aviation jokes   After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix, the Flight Attendant came on with, "Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in... more 3.    Category: Aviation jokes   An award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in Denver for being smart and funny, and making her point, when con... more 4.    Category: Aviation jokes   It was mealtime on a small airline and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner."What are my cho... more 5.    Category: Aviation jokes   There were three guys in an airplane. One guy droppeda rock, another dropped a brick, and the last droppeda grenade.When... more 6.    Category: Aviation jokes   A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new airplane in th... more 7.    Category: Aviation jokes   An airplane pilot dies at the controls. He goes to Hell. The devil takes him to the newly arrived area. There are three... more 8.    Category: Aviation jokes   The German controllers at Frankfurt Airport were often short-tempered. They not only expected you to know your parking l... more 9.    Category: Aviation jokes   An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats a... more 10.    Category: Aviation jokes   Pilot: Tower, theres a runway light burning. Tower: Im sure there must be dozens of lights burning.Pilot: Sorry, I mean... more