Viewing Joke: Category: Aviation jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 34   Joke: A man telephoned an airline office in New York and asked, "How long does it take to fly to Boston?"The clerk said, "Just a minute...""Thank you," the man said and hung up.    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Aviation Jokes: 1.    Category: Aviation jokes   How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?None, it is done by the automatic pilot.... more 2.    Category: Aviation jokes   On a flight with EasyJet back in 1997 the pilot made what can only be describes as an extremely heavy landing at Luton.... more 3.    Category: Aviation jokes   USAir recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on business trips. Expecting valu... more 4.    Category: Aviation jokes   How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.... more 5.    Category: Aviation jokes   An airplane was losing altitude over the Rocky Mountains. The pilot overthe intercom said that the entire luggage needed... more 6.    Category: Aviation jokes   An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline... more 7.    Category: Aviation jokes   One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they c... more 8.    Category: Aviation jokes   At one of the packed, Delta ticket counters all of ticket agents were doing their best to politely process each passenge... more 9.    Category: Aviation jokes   A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window.A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong mean-looking, hulking... more 10.    Category: Aviation jokes   United Airlines FA: "Ladies and Gentlemen, as you are all now painfully aware, our Captain has landed in Seattle. From a... more