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| Pilot says: "Folks, we have reached our cruising altitude now, so I am going to switch the seat belt sign off. Feel free... more
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| "This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew Id like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from N... more
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| 3. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix, the Flight Attendant came on with, "Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in... more
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| 4. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| It was a few days before Christmas. The trip went reasonably well, and he was ready to go back home. The airport on the... more
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| 5. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window.A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong mean-looking, hulking... more
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| 6. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| According to "The Australian," an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The captain decided to make a... more
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| 7. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Flying to Los Angeles from San Francisco the other day, a passenger noticed that the "Fasten Seat Belts" sign was kept l... more
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| 8. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| What is ideal Flight Deck complement for a modern airliner?A Captain, a Co-pilot and a dog. The dog is there to bite the... more
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| From the pilot during his welcome message: "We are pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry...... more
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| 10. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| On a flight with EasyJet back in 1997 the pilot made what can only be describes as an extremely heavy landing at Luton.... more
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