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| Tower: Mission triple-three, do you have problems? Pilot: I think, I have lost my compass.Tower: Judging the way you are... more
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| 2. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| "Hello flight 56, if you hear me rock your wings..""OK TOWER, IF YOU HEAR ME ROCK THE TOWER!!"... more
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| 3. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| A pilot and a co-pilot were descending for a landing at an airport they had never been to before. The pilot looked out t... more
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| 4. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| Tower: Cannot read you, say again! Pilot: Again!... more
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| 5. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess rushes over to her an... more
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| 6. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| After an overnight flight to meet my father at his latest military assignment, my mother wearily arrived at Rhein-Main A... more
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| 7. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats a... more
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| 8. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| From a Southwest Airlines employee.... "Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX to YYY. To operate your seatbelt, insert the... more
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| 9. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool on the aviation frequencies.This was his first time approaching a field d... more
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| 10. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| A man walks up to the counter at the airport. "Can I help you?" asks the agent."I want a round trip ticket," says the ma... more
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