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| A man named Mr. Smith was flying from San Francisco to LA. Unexpectedly the plane stopped in Sacramento along the way. T... more
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| A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new airplane in th... more
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| 3. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| Once as Laloo was coming out of airport, there was huge rush and the security guard told him, "Wait Please." To which La... more
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| 4. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| Pilot: Tower, please call me a fuel truck. Tower: Roger. You are a fuel truck.... more
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| 5. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| From a Southwest Airlines employee.... "Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX to YYY. To operate your seatbelt, insert the... more
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| 6. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| Tower: Shamu two-two, please state estimated time of arrival. Pilot: Ok, lets see..., I think Tuesday would be nice...... more
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| 7. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| "Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees..""But Center, we are at 35,000 feet, how much noise can we make... more
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| 8. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercialairliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit crew to showup so... more
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| 9. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| Fred and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year. Every year Fred would say, "Edna, Id like to ride in that ther... more
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| 10. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait,... more
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