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| As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so they decided to go by airplane.... more
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| "Ive never flown before, said the nervous old lady to the pilot. "You will bring me down safely, wont you?"All I can say... more
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| As a Delta Air Lines jet was flying over Arizona on a clear day, the co-pilot was providing his passengers with a runnin... more
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| 4. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| The Captain was Jewish, and the new First Officer was Chinese. It was the first time they had flown together, and it was... more
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| It was a few days before Christmas. The trip went reasonably well, and he was ready to go back home. The airport on the... more
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| 6. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a stay-over in an... more
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| 7. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| A man named Mr. Smith was flying from San Francisco to LA. Unexpectedly the plane stopped in Sacramento along the way. T... more
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| 8. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess rushes over to her an... more
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| 9. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| At one of the packed, Delta ticket counters all of ticket agents were doing their best to politely process each passenge... more
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| 10. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Benson looked out the window. "Good lord!" he screamed, "o... more
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