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| Southwest Airlines makes humor a high priority. Here are some actual humorous statements by airline flight crews: "Good... more
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| An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline... more
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| 3. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix, the Flight Attendant came on with, "Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in... more
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| 4. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all over the country.The problem was that... more
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| 5. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| An airline pilot was scheduled to take a flight from New York to Los Angeles. The weather was too bad in New York to all... more
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| 6. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait,... more
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| 7. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| "Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees..""But Center, we are at 35,000 feet, how much noise can we make... more
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| Michael Jackson, Bill Clinton and Nelson Mandela are in an airplane with 20 kids. The airplane gets a failure and is doo... more
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| 9. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Bill Clinton, Hillary Ramrod Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper Gore are flying aboard Air Force 1 on their way to visit the C... more
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| 10. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A woman called and said, "I need to fly to Pepsi-Cola on one of those computer planes." I asked if she meant to fly to P... more
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