Viewing Joke: Category: Blind jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 39   Joke: A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: "I am placed in the door with my seeing eye dog and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me and out I go with the dog.""But how do you know when you are going to land?" he was asked. "I have a very keen sense of smell, and I can smell the trees and grass when I am 300 feet from the ground" he answered."But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground?" he was again asked. He quickly answered: "Oh, the dogs leash goes slack."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Blind Jokes: 1.    Category: Blind jokes   Q: What did a blind boys parents do to punish him? A: Rearranged the furniture... more 2.    Category: Blind jokes   How do you make a Venetian blind?Poke him in the eye... more 3.    Category: Blind jokes   One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they c... more 4.    Category: Blind jokes   Where do blind sparrows go for treatment ? The Birds Eye counter !... more 5.    Category: Blind jokes   Two blind man at a cinema: "Can you see something ?""No"."Then lets go in front !"... more 6.    Category: Blind jokes   There were those three guys, a priest, a doctor and an engineer, and they were playing golf. But the group before them w... more 7.    Category: Blind jokes   Q: Why dont blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.... more 8.    Category: Blind jokes   A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking a shower. "There is a blind man to see yo... more 9.    Category: Blind jokes   A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways one day, when they collided at the interse... more 10.    Category: Blind jokes   There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, t... more