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| Overheard on an American Airlines flight into Amarillo, Texas, on a particularly windy and bumpy day. During the final a... more
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| Michael Jackson, Bill Clinton and Nelson Mandela are in an airplane with 20 kids. The airplane gets a failure and is doo... more
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| What is ideal Flight Deck complement for a modern airliner?A Captain, a Co-pilot and a dog. The dog is there to bite the... more
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| An airline pilot was scheduled to take a flight from New York to Los Angeles. The weather was too bad in New York to all... more
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| A man is flying from Los Angeles to New York. During the meal service, he accidentally knocked the spoon off to the aisl... more
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| Tower: Cannot read you, say again! Pilot: Again!... more
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| On a flight with EasyJet back in 1997 the pilot made what can only be describes as an extremely heavy landing at Luton.... more
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| Cessna: "Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel."Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best... more
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| According to "The Australian," an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The captain decided to make a... more
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| A mother and her son were flying "Southwest Airlines" from Kansas toChicago. The son (who had been looking out the windo... more
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