Viewing Joke: Category: Aviation jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 34   Joke: USAir recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on business trips. Expecting valuable testimonials, the PR department sent out letters to all the wives of businessmen who had used the special rates, asking how they enjoyed their trip. Letters are still pouring in asking, "What trip?"    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Aviation Jokes: 1.    Category: Aviation jokes   It was mealtime on a small airline and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner."What are my cho... more 2.    Category: Aviation jokes   Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all over the country.The problem was that... more 3.    Category: Aviation jokes   "Should the cabin lose pressure, oxygen masks will drop from the overhead area. Please place the bag over your own mouth... more 4.    Category: Aviation jokes   From a Southwest Airlines employee.... "Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX to YYY. To operate your seatbelt, insert the... more 5.    Category: Aviation jokes   A man telephoned an airline office in New York and asked, "How long does it take to fly to Boston?"The clerk said, "Just... more 6.    Category: Aviation jokes   According to "The Australian," an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The captain decided to make a... more 7.    Category: Aviation jokes   On a flight with EasyJet back in 1997 the pilot made what can only be describes as an extremely heavy landing at Luton.... more 8.    Category: Aviation jokes   How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.... more 9.    Category: Aviation jokes   A man jumps out of an airplane with a parachute on his back. As hes falling, he realizes hiss chute is broken. He doesnt... more 10.    Category: Aviation jokes   At one of the packed, Delta ticket counters all of ticket agents were doing their best to politely process each passenge... more