Viewing Joke: Category: Aviation jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 32   Joke: A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts to nose down. The pilot tries to pull up, but with all their cargo, the plane is too heavy. So he yells to the soldiers in back to throw things out to make the plane lighter. They throw out a pistol. "Throw out more!" shouts the pilot. So they throw out a rifle. "More!" he cries again. They heave out a missile, and the pilot regains control.He pulls out of the dive and lands safely at an airport. They get into a jeep and drive off. Pretty soon they meet a boy on the side of the road whos crying. They ask him why hes crying and he says "A pistol hit me on the head!"They drive more and meet another boy whos crying even harder. Again they ask why and the boy says, "A rifle hit me on the head!"They apologize and keep driving. They meet a boy on the sidewalk whos laughing hysterically. They ask h im, "Kid, whats so funny?" The boy replies, "I sneezed and a house blew up!"    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Aviation Jokes: 1.    Category: Aviation jokes   Bill Clinton, Hillary Ramrod Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper Gore are flying aboard Air Force 1 on their way to visit the C... more 2.    Category: Aviation jokes   A man named Mr. Smith was flying from San Francisco to LA. Unexpectedly the plane stopped in Sacramento along the way. T... more 3.    Category: Aviation jokes   How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?None, it is done by the automatic pilot.... more 4.    Category: Aviation jokes   "Hello flight 56, if you hear me rock your wings..""OK TOWER, IF YOU HEAR ME ROCK THE TOWER!!"... more 5.    Category: Aviation jokes   According to "The Australian," an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The captain decided to make a... more 6.    Category: Aviation jokes   How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.... more 7.    Category: Aviation jokes   After an overnight flight to meet my father at his latest military assignment, my mother wearily arrived at Rhein-Main A... more 8.    Category: Aviation jokes   As the airliner was preparing to land in Madrid in a rainstorm, an English passenger seemed noticeably afraid. "Whats th... more 9.    Category: Aviation jokes   A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never been on an airplane anywhere and was very excited... more 10.    Category: Aviation jokes   Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all over the country.The problem was that... more