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| Tower: Hawk 20, is this the same aircraft declaring emergency about two hours ago ?Pilot: Negativ, Sir. Its only the sam... more
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| At one of the packed, Delta ticket counters all of ticket agents were doing their best to politely process each passenge... more
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| 3. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts to nose down. The pilot tries to p... more
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| 4. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| As the airliner was preparing to land in Madrid in a rainstorm, an English passenger seemed noticeably afraid. "Whats th... more
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| 5. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| After the first takeoff of the fully automatic airplane, the passengers heard the soothing, reassuring voice of the pilo... more
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| 6. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Part of a Flight Attendants arrival announcement: "Wed like to thank you folks for flying with us today. And, the next t... more
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| 7. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Benson looked out the window. "Good lord!" he screamed, "o... more
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| A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Poland. Polish search and re... more
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| A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an annou... more
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| 10. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Bill Clinton, Hillary Ramrod Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper Gore are flying aboard Air Force 1 on their way to visit the C... more
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