Viewing Joke: Category: Aviation jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 38   Joke: An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing.A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants if everyone was buckled in and ready."All set back here, Captain," came the reply, "except the lawyers are still going around passing out business cards."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Aviation Jokes: 1.    Category: Aviation jokes   Pilot says: "Folks, we have reached our cruising altitude now, so I am going to switch the seat belt sign off. Feel free... more 2.    Category: Aviation jokes   LH741: Tower, give me a rough time check Tower: Its Thursday, Sir.... more 3.    Category: Aviation jokes   Ever wonder why they never show the film ALIVE in-flight?...... Its not because of the films content, its because the pe... more 4.    Category: Aviation jokes   A young guy in a two-engine fighter was flying escort for a B-52 and generally being a nuisance, acting like a hotdog, f... more 5.    Category: Aviation jokes   Fred and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year. Every year Fred would say, "Edna, Id like to ride in that ther... more 6.    Category: Aviation jokes   An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a stay-over in an... more 7.    Category: Aviation jokes   Flying to Los Angeles from San Francisco the other day, a passenger noticed that the "Fasten Seat Belts" sign was kept l... more 8.    Category: Aviation jokes   An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline... more 9.    Category: Aviation jokes   As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a 5-year-old boy who picks that moment to throw a... more 10.    Category: Aviation jokes   An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline... more