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| "Should the cabin lose pressure, oxygen masks will drop from the overhead area. Please place the bag over your own mouth... more
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| 2. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| No flight ever leaves on time unless you are running late and need thedelay to make the flight.If you are running late f... more
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| 3. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| An employee of USAir with the last name of Gay boarded a USAir flight with a free travel voucher. Soon after he sat down... more
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| 4. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?None, it is done by the automatic pilot.... more
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| 5. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an annou... more
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| 6. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Tower: Shamu two-two, please state estimated time of arrival. Pilot: Ok, lets see..., I think Tuesday would be nice...... more
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| 7. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A young lady was conducting a study in to human sexual behavior. She came to the conclusion that the best place to find... more
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| 8. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a 5-year-old boy who picks that moment to throw a... more
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| 9. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Southwest Airlines makes humor a high priority. Here are some actual humorous statements by airline flight crews: "Good... more
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| 10. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| An airline stewardess was giving the standard safety briefing to the passengers. She had just finished saying In the eve... more
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