Viewing Joke: Category: Aviation jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 43   Joke: One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they can get under way.The pilot and copilot finally appear in the rear of the plane and begin walking up to the cockpit through the center aisle. Both appear to be blind; the pilot is using a white cane, bumping into passengers right and left as he stumbles down the aisle. The copilot is using a guide dog. Both have their eyes covered with sunglasses.At first, the passengers do not react thinking that it must be some sort of practical joke. After a few minutes though, the engines start revving, and the airplane begins moving down the runway.The passengers look at each other with some uneasiness. They start whispering among themselves and look desperately to the stewardesses for reassurance.Yet, the plane starts accelerating rapidly, and people begin panicking. So me passengers are praying, and as the plane gets closer and closer to the end of the runway, the voices are becoming more and more hysterical.When the plane has less than twenty feet of runway left, there is a sudden change in the pitch of the shouts as everyone screams at once. At the very last moment, the plane lifts off and is airborne.Up in the cockpit, the copilot breathes a sigh of relief and tells the pilot: "You know, one of these days the passengers arent going to scream, and we arent going to know when to take off!"    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Aviation Jokes: 1.    Category: Aviation jokes   A young guy in a two-engine fighter was flying escort for a B-52 and generally being a nuisance, acting like a hotdog, f... more 2.    Category: Aviation jokes   At one of the packed, Delta ticket counters all of ticket agents were doing their best to politely process each passenge... more 3.    Category: Aviation jokes   How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.... more 4.    Category: Aviation jokes   USAir recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on business trips. Expecting valu... more 5.    Category: Aviation jokes   A small twin-prop commuter plane was hijacked by a desperate animal rights extremist who vowed to kill one of the passen... more 6.    Category: Aviation jokes   Tower: Have you got enough fuel or not?Pilot: Yes. Tower: Yes what??Pilot: Yes, SIR!... more 7.    Category: Aviation jokes   An airplane was flying from LA to New York. About an hour into the flight, the pilot announced, "We have lost an engine,... more 8.    Category: Aviation jokes   A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things we... more 9.    Category: Aviation jokes   A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Poland. Polish search and re... more 10.    Category: Aviation jokes   A young guy in a two-engine fighter was flying escort for a B-52 and generally being a nuisance, acting like a hotdog, f... more