Viewing Joke: Category: Aviation jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 38   Joke: Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret Service mobilized and descended on the farm in force. When they got there, the wreckage was clear. The aircraft was totally destroyed with only a burned hulk left smoldering in a tree line that bordered a farm. Secret Service descended upon the smoking hulk but could find no remains of the crew or the Presidents staff. To their amazement, a lone farmer was plowing a field not too far away as if nothing at all happened. They hurried over to surround the mans tractor."Sir," the senior Secret Service agent asked, panting and out of breath."Did you see this terrible accident happen?""Yep. Sure did." The man muttered unconcernedly."Do you realize that is the President of the United States airplane?""Yep.""Were there any survivors?" the agent gasped."Nope. Theys all kilt straight o ut." The farmer sighed cutting off his tractor motor. "I done buried them all myself. Took most of the morning.""The President of the United States is dead?" The agent gulped in disbelief."Well," the farmer sighed, obviously wanting to get back to his work. "He kept a-saying he wasnt ... but you know what a liar he is."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Aviation Jokes: 1.    Category: Aviation jokes   Overheard on an American Airlines flight into Amarillo, Texas, on a particularly windy and bumpy day. During the final a... more 2.    Category: Aviation jokes   USAir recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on business trips. Expecting valu... more 3.    Category: Aviation jokes   An airplane pilot dies at the controls. He goes to Hell. The devil takes him to the newly arrived area. There are three... more 4.    Category: Aviation jokes   A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Poland. Polish search and re... more 5.    Category: Aviation jokes   How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?None, it is done by the automatic pilot.... more 6.    Category: Aviation jokes   Tower: Mission triple-three, do you have problems? Pilot: I think, I have lost my compass.Tower: Judging the way you are... more 7.    Category: Aviation jokes   An airline stewardess was giving the standard safety briefing to the passengers. She had just finished saying In the eve... more 8.    Category: Aviation jokes   One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they c... more 9.    Category: Aviation jokes   Tower: Whats your heigth and position?Pilot: Well, Im 6 foot tall and Im sitting front left.... more 10.    Category: Aviation jokes   A young guy in a two-engine fighter was flying escort for a B-52 and generally being a nuisance, acting like a hotdog, f... more