Viewing Joke: Category: Aviation jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 33   Joke: A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: "I am placed in the door with my seeing eye dog and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me and out I go with the dog.""But how do you know when you are going to land?" he was asked. "I have a very keen sense of smell, and I can smell the trees and grass when I am 300 feet from the ground" he answered."But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground?" he was again asked. He quickly answered: "Oh, the dogs leash goes slack."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Aviation Jokes: 1.    Category: Aviation jokes   I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.I said "Hi Jack."He shot me.... more 2.    Category: Aviation jokes   A man is flying from Los Angeles to New York. During the meal service, he accidentally knocked the spoon off to the aisl... more 3.    Category: Aviation jokes   A young lady was conducting a study in to human sexual behavior. She came to the conclusion that the best place to find... more 4.    Category: Aviation jokes   "Ive never flown before, said the nervous old lady to the pilot. "You will bring me down safely, wont you?"All I can say... more 5.    Category: Aviation jokes   A plane was taking off from Kennedy. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement... more 6.    Category: Aviation jokes   Southwest Airlines makes humor a high priority. Here are some actual humorous statements by airline flight crews: "Good... more 7.    Category: Aviation jokes   The Captain was Jewish, and the new First Officer was Chinese. It was the first time they had flown together, and it was... more 8.    Category: Aviation jokes   An award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in Denver for being smart and funny, and making her point, when con... more 9.    Category: Aviation jokes   Delta Airlines recently introduced a special half-fare rate for wives accompanying their husbands on business trips. Ant... more 10.    Category: Aviation jokes   An airplane was losing altitude over the Rocky Mountains. The pilot overthe intercom said that the entire luggage needed... more