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| Pilot: "Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel."Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best... more
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| 2. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| The German controllers at Frankfurt Airport were often short-tempered. They not only expected you to know your parking l... more
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| 3. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A student was heading home for the holidays. When she got to the airline counter, she presented her ticket to New York.... more
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| 4. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Overheard on an American Airlines flight into Amarillo, Texas, on a particularly windy and bumpy day. During the final a... more
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| 5. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A man is flying from Los Angeles to New York. During the meal service, he accidentally knocked the spoon off to the aisl... more
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| 6. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| An award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in Denver for being smart and funny, and making her point, when con... more
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| 7. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Tower: Whats your heigth and position?Pilot: Well, Im 6 foot tall and Im sitting front left.... more
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| 8. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A man jumps out of an airplane with a parachute on his back. As hes falling, he realizes hiss chute is broken. He doesnt... more
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| 9. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Tower: Shamu two-two, please state estimated time of arrival. Pilot: Ok, lets see..., I think Tuesday would be nice...... more
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| 10. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline... more
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